Keith
@kpro.bsky.social
Gay • Texan • Nerd • Nap Enthusiast • he/him
Driving slow cause the songs not over
Driving slow cause the songs not over
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A teenager at this fast food place just gave me a senior discount 😭😭😭👨🏼🦳
January 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
A teenager at this fast food place just gave me a senior discount 😭😭😭👨🏼🦳
Is the reset service new? Because thank God! The island needed a reset
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Is the reset service new? Because thank God! The island needed a reset
HR sent out an email about the transition from the company’s former owner’s 401K to the new owner’s 401K…
Management never told anyone that the company was sold to a new owner 😒🙄
Management never told anyone that the company was sold to a new owner 😒🙄
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
HR sent out an email about the transition from the company’s former owner’s 401K to the new owner’s 401K…
Management never told anyone that the company was sold to a new owner 😒🙄
Management never told anyone that the company was sold to a new owner 😒🙄
Distracting myself from everything by diving into planning a week long 40th birthday celebration for later this year
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Distracting myself from everything by diving into planning a week long 40th birthday celebration for later this year
Tuesday I watched Pitch Perfect
Wednesday I watched Pitch Perfect 2
Tonight I would watch Pitch Perfect 3, but sadly they stopped the series at 2 and no other films were made 😔
Wednesday I watched Pitch Perfect 2
Tonight I would watch Pitch Perfect 3, but sadly they stopped the series at 2 and no other films were made 😔
January 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Tuesday I watched Pitch Perfect
Wednesday I watched Pitch Perfect 2
Tonight I would watch Pitch Perfect 3, but sadly they stopped the series at 2 and no other films were made 😔
Wednesday I watched Pitch Perfect 2
Tonight I would watch Pitch Perfect 3, but sadly they stopped the series at 2 and no other films were made 😔
I was just reminded of G4TV and was hit with a wave of nostalgia from my college days
January 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I was just reminded of G4TV and was hit with a wave of nostalgia from my college days
Pitch Perfect is on Netflix… so 2026 has that going for it, I guess
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Pitch Perfect is on Netflix… so 2026 has that going for it, I guess
I paid off my car last month, so of course I got a notification today saying my credit score has dropped
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I paid off my car last month, so of course I got a notification today saying my credit score has dropped
Google told me I’m not the first person to notice this, but I already made the video so… 🤷🏻♂️
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Google told me I’m not the first person to notice this, but I already made the video so… 🤷🏻♂️
Listening to the Expedition 33 soundtrack because being back at work isn’t emotional enough
January 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Listening to the Expedition 33 soundtrack because being back at work isn’t emotional enough
*Biweekly condemnation of this administration and all of the asshats within*
January 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
*Biweekly condemnation of this administration and all of the asshats within*
I imagine there is a huge sigh of relief for queens when Ru gives them a custom introduction for their runways. It almost guarantees a somewhat deep run.
IE:
“Newark, LaGuardia, Kennedy Davenport”
“Nina Bonina…… Brown”
“She ain’t no big pill! She’s a Willow Pill”
IE:
“Newark, LaGuardia, Kennedy Davenport”
“Nina Bonina…… Brown”
“She ain’t no big pill! She’s a Willow Pill”
January 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I imagine there is a huge sigh of relief for queens when Ru gives them a custom introduction for their runways. It almost guarantees a somewhat deep run.
IE:
“Newark, LaGuardia, Kennedy Davenport”
“Nina Bonina…… Brown”
“She ain’t no big pill! She’s a Willow Pill”
IE:
“Newark, LaGuardia, Kennedy Davenport”
“Nina Bonina…… Brown”
“She ain’t no big pill! She’s a Willow Pill”
I think we already have the highlight of the season with Alicia Edwards
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I think we already have the highlight of the season with Alicia Edwards
I’ve enjoyed this season of Canadas Drag Race, but if I’m being honest… 3 of the top 5 should have been early outs. I don’t get how they’ve gotten this far
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I’ve enjoyed this season of Canadas Drag Race, but if I’m being honest… 3 of the top 5 should have been early outs. I don’t get how they’ve gotten this far
First nap of 2026 LET’S GO!!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
First nap of 2026 LET’S GO!!!
I don’t need the dictionary to tell me my year will be ‘mid’
That much is obvious
That much is obvious
January 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I don’t need the dictionary to tell me my year will be ‘mid’
That much is obvious
That much is obvious
So Stranger Things 5…(no spoilers)
I give it a 7 out of 10 on the cheese-meter 🧀
But overall I enjoyed it
I give it a 7 out of 10 on the cheese-meter 🧀
But overall I enjoyed it
January 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
So Stranger Things 5…(no spoilers)
I give it a 7 out of 10 on the cheese-meter 🧀
But overall I enjoyed it
I give it a 7 out of 10 on the cheese-meter 🧀
But overall I enjoyed it
2025 was a neutral year for me. I feel like I’m ending it in the exact same position as it began. That isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but with my 40th birthday fast approaching, this feeling of stagnation is really weighing on me
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
2025 was a neutral year for me. I feel like I’m ending it in the exact same position as it began. That isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but with my 40th birthday fast approaching, this feeling of stagnation is really weighing on me
The fun thing about that “Where I would live” map is that every single one I’ve seen has my state listed as ‘never’
And honestly…
And honestly…
a man in a hat says i don 't blame them
Alt: Tessa Testicle says, “I don't blame them”
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December 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The fun thing about that “Where I would live” map is that every single one I’ve seen has my state listed as ‘never’
And honestly…
And honestly…