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Kourtny
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tariffs hit my hayday farm… 700,000 coins for a tortilla maker?! that’s where i draw the line.
April 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the pain in my chest when i can’t watch a show on my phone and also scroll on tiktok on my phone.
March 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the broski report this week is titled “gabagool & the french revolution” and i very seriously said to myself “oh this is gonna be a good one.”
March 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
there’s something about paying a medical bill with apple pay that’s not sitting right w me…
March 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
why would i EVER make a long story short? it’s a long story for a reason. girl i’ll make a short story long no prob.
March 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
girl when i see 11:11 ik deep down that everything w be okay. that’s all it takes.
February 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
my party trick is guessing any one direction song in .5 seconds. try and top that.
February 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
you don’t know vulnerability until you’ve assumed the tornado position.
February 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
about to do a deep dive on dinosaurs after visiting the natural history museum bc how tf did a big rock just wipe everything out?
February 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
whoever put that seam across the toes on socks deserves a nobel peace prize. i don’t think i’d be able to put socks on without it.
February 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
i need to go to an aquarium asap
February 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
so apparently punxsutawny phil is 138 years old… but the life span of a groundhog is only 2-6 years? is bro a witch?
February 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
just googled “what’s the lore of groundhogs day” and google changed my search to “what’s the history of groundhogs day”… like have you ever even tried to have fun, google?
February 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
life has been so serious that i haven’t used my british, scottish, or southern accent in weeks.
February 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
you should sin more often, otherwise jesus died for nothing. put his death to good use.
January 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
reminder to support the troops. #girlscoutcookieseason
January 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
iced lattes in -20 degree weather sums up the kind of person i am.
January 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
thinking about the staff at my favorite mexican restaurant a little extra today
January 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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rip free speech
January 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
is “fart suckerberg” funny? be honest.
January 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
1/19/2025 is my 09/11/2001. #riptiktok
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
okay now how am i supposed to overstimulate myself w/o tiktok… yesterday i had impractical jokers on the tv, hockey on the ipad, and tiktok on the phone. phenomenal saturday night if you ask me
January 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I’m sad.
January 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
the last tiktok i got to watch was a girl making cookies. i guess that’s a decent way to go out.
January 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM