Jeremy Schwartz
@kosherdude.bsky.social
ESports dad, family dude, unapologetically progressive 💙
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“Donica Lewinski” is trending. Can’t wait for a reporter to ask him how Bill tastes 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Donica Lewinski” is trending. Can’t wait for a reporter to ask him how Bill tastes 🤣
Made Tamarindo from scratch last night to go with the Pupusas we made today. I was so tired I forgot to take pictures 😂.
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Made Tamarindo from scratch last night to go with the Pupusas we made today. I was so tired I forgot to take pictures 😂.
October 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
April 5th 2023:
"I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."
~Charlie Kirk
"I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."
~Charlie Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
April 5th 2023:
"I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."
~Charlie Kirk
"I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."
~Charlie Kirk
I think I found a bit of news today that wasn’t negative or controversial.
www.azfamily.com/app/2025/09/...
www.azfamily.com/app/2025/09/...
Girl Scouts announce new cookie
When Girl Scout cookie sales start in January, there will be a new cookie in the lineup.
www.azfamily.com
September 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I think I found a bit of news today that wasn’t negative or controversial.
www.azfamily.com/app/2025/09/...
www.azfamily.com/app/2025/09/...
What happened to you Kohl's? You used to be cool
June 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What happened to you Kohl's? You used to be cool
Hot tip: when you sign up for a restaurant’s newsletter, don’t give your actual birthday. Give out random dates so you can enjoy birthday rewards at different places throughout the year instead of having to pick one place for your actual birthday.
June 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hot tip: when you sign up for a restaurant’s newsletter, don’t give your actual birthday. Give out random dates so you can enjoy birthday rewards at different places throughout the year instead of having to pick one place for your actual birthday.
My son was interviewed by the local @npr affiliate about his high school e-sports team’s state title run this past year. The following link contains the article as well as the 5 minute sound clip from the on air segment.
www.kjzz.org/education/20...
www.kjzz.org/education/20...
These Arizona high schools are investing in esports to prepare students for careers in gaming
Arizona high schools are building areas specifically for esports and are investing in teams as scholarships and careers in the industry are growing.
www.kjzz.org
May 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My son was interviewed by the local @npr affiliate about his high school e-sports team’s state title run this past year. The following link contains the article as well as the 5 minute sound clip from the on air segment.
www.kjzz.org/education/20...
www.kjzz.org/education/20...
Meanwhile in my backyard…
May 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Meanwhile in my backyard…
Congress is going to have a tough time selling 47’s proposed budget to the public. Maybe the GOP should tell him he can have 2 dolls instead of 30.
May 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Congress is going to have a tough time selling 47’s proposed budget to the public. Maybe the GOP should tell him he can have 2 dolls instead of 30.
EiGhTy SiX FoRtY SeVeN
Oh.
Moody’s downgraded our credit rating for the first time in U.S. history.
We went from a AAA to AA1 rating.
The company cited rising government debt and persistent fiscal deficits.
Yet Republicans and Donald Trump want to raise the debt.
🤦♀️
Moody’s downgraded our credit rating for the first time in U.S. history.
We went from a AAA to AA1 rating.
The company cited rising government debt and persistent fiscal deficits.
Yet Republicans and Donald Trump want to raise the debt.
🤦♀️
May 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
EiGhTy SiX FoRtY SeVeN
I am de-stigmatizing the concept of being single These individuals shall now be known as “relationship exempt”
May 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I am de-stigmatizing the concept of being single These individuals shall now be known as “relationship exempt”
I can’t wait til 47 is done being President. Then everyone who lines up to sue him can skip the due pricess part and without proof, demand immediate sentencing.
May 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I can’t wait til 47 is done being President. Then everyone who lines up to sue him can skip the due pricess part and without proof, demand immediate sentencing.
If 47 wants to do away with due process, we shouldn’t be expected to pay taxes.
#taxationwithoutrepresentation
#taxationwithoutrepresentation
April 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If 47 wants to do away with due process, we shouldn’t be expected to pay taxes.
#taxationwithoutrepresentation
#taxationwithoutrepresentation
April 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“And then he was like, 10% tariffs, and I be like, bitch please”
three penguins are standing next to each other on a snowy beach .
ALT: three penguins are standing next to each other on a snowy beach .
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April 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“And then he was like, 10% tariffs, and I be like, bitch please”
The only thing that’s gone down on 47 in the last decade is the stock market.
Just ask Melania.
Just ask Melania.
April 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The only thing that’s gone down on 47 in the last decade is the stock market.
Just ask Melania.
Just ask Melania.
Re-watching Tombstone to remember Val Kilmer
April 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Re-watching Tombstone to remember Val Kilmer
Easter falls on 4/20 this year.
Jesus coming back stoned. 🤪
Jesus coming back stoned. 🤪
April 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Easter falls on 4/20 this year.
Jesus coming back stoned. 🤪
Jesus coming back stoned. 🤪