kory
@koryr.bsky.social
Former 4 ⭐️ QB 🏈 Family first (except my ex-wife) 🏡 2 kids - Braxtlyn & Lockheed-Martin 💕 Through god all things are possible 🙏 John 3:60 ✨
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Getting drunk and going curling with the boys could change the world
February 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Getting drunk and going curling with the boys could change the world
It’s imperative that you don’t tell anyone this but I had dessert before dinner tonight
February 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM
It’s imperative that you don’t tell anyone this but I had dessert before dinner tonight
Guy who goes to chuck e cheese for a slice and a pint on his lunch break
January 30, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Guy who goes to chuck e cheese for a slice and a pint on his lunch break
Looks like the thing taking up most of your time is whatever the fuck “sleep” is. Get rid of that and you’re golden
January 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Looks like the thing taking up most of your time is whatever the fuck “sleep” is. Get rid of that and you’re golden
If the Super Bowl was patriots rams I was gonna blow my shit off smooth
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
If the Super Bowl was patriots rams I was gonna blow my shit off smooth
Slip some anti explosion pills into a piece of cheese for him next time
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Slip some anti explosion pills into a piece of cheese for him next time
Just a glimpse into my sick twisted snowy mind
January 24, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Just a glimpse into my sick twisted snowy mind
Guy who explodes if he touches snow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *explodes*
January 24, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Guy who explodes if he touches snow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *explodes*
Guy who bursts out laughing every time he gets to 6 and 7 when counting his reps at the gym
January 21, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Guy who bursts out laughing every time he gets to 6 and 7 when counting his reps at the gym
Dude if I was a pufferfish, I’d be puffed up all the time bro
January 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Dude if I was a pufferfish, I’d be puffed up all the time bro
Them damn wokes trying to change it to Christmas Steve
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Them damn wokes trying to change it to Christmas Steve
Here’s my top artists and spotify somehow has the gall to call me a boomer just bc I like Jimi Hendrix and steely Dan 😤
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Here’s my top artists and spotify somehow has the gall to call me a boomer just bc I like Jimi Hendrix and steely Dan 😤
Cited the Bible in my chemistry exam where I mentioned the elements being air, water, earth, and fire. Why did I get a zero? I’m being persecuted for my beliefs!
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Cited the Bible in my chemistry exam where I mentioned the elements being air, water, earth, and fire. Why did I get a zero? I’m being persecuted for my beliefs!
You have such a beautiful family, god bless ❤️🙏
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You have such a beautiful family, god bless ❤️🙏
Dude last night was a psalm
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Dude last night was a psalm
If you haven’t watched Frankenstein yet you gotta check that shit out
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If you haven’t watched Frankenstein yet you gotta check that shit out
Wanna grab a pint with the boys after work?
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Wanna grab a pint with the boys after work?
Had a dream that I was playing guitar hero with Sabrina carpenter and she was cool af
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Had a dream that I was playing guitar hero with Sabrina carpenter and she was cool af
ESPN sucks so much ass. Why am I getting an update about a missed dunk?
October 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
ESPN sucks so much ass. Why am I getting an update about a missed dunk?
Now the fans are asking how many wins we are capable of now that we have a taste of victory. And to that I say we’re never losing again babyyyyyyyy 😤😤😤
September 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Now the fans are asking how many wins we are capable of now that we have a taste of victory. And to that I say we’re never losing again babyyyyyyyy 😤😤😤
5 dunks and a free throw 😤😤
September 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
5 dunks and a free throw 😤😤