Zee Smith 🐝
@korovyev.bsky.social
Half Algorithm, Half Deity
They/Them 💕 Brittle Bone Gang 🦴
Crocheter 🧶 Sewist 🧵 Sometimes Voice Actor 🎙️
Devoted Wife Guy @livsmithvavo.bsky.social
Etsy & Reels - zeesmith.carrd.co
They/Them 💕 Brittle Bone Gang 🦴
Crocheter 🧶 Sewist 🧵 Sometimes Voice Actor 🎙️
Devoted Wife Guy @livsmithvavo.bsky.social
Etsy & Reels - zeesmith.carrd.co
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Zee Smith 🐝
@korovyev.bsky.social
· Oct 9
This month will be 9 years since I took the plunge and opened my Etsy shop!
To celebrate, this month everything is 10% off, and with Christmas only 11 weeks away, now is the perfect time to start your shopping and grab a deal!
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#junimo #bingbong #cultofthelamb #mothman
To celebrate, this month everything is 10% off, and with Christmas only 11 weeks away, now is the perfect time to start your shopping and grab a deal!
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#junimo #bingbong #cultofthelamb #mothman
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Original link is 404'ing, here's the UK government petition, if it gets to 100k signatures they have to speak on it in parliament which gives us another go at convincing the government giving paypros this ability is a bad fuckin idea.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
December 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Original link is 404'ing, here's the UK government petition, if it gets to 100k signatures they have to speak on it in parliament which gives us another go at convincing the government giving paypros this ability is a bad fuckin idea.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
sitting afk in Dornogal while I crochet so Bladezz can watch his favourite show - people running around on mounts
December 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
sitting afk in Dornogal while I crochet so Bladezz can watch his favourite show - people running around on mounts
'Given their name, I think it's obvious that these fanatics now serve Xal'atath'
damn, that's crazy, do you think they have a sign up sheet?
damn, that's crazy, do you think they have a sign up sheet?
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
'Given their name, I think it's obvious that these fanatics now serve Xal'atath'
damn, that's crazy, do you think they have a sign up sheet?
damn, that's crazy, do you think they have a sign up sheet?
oh yeah so I have a cute story from boxing day - we were taking family pictures and my dad wanted one of me, my gran, and my sister. I pointed at Liv bc I will include her in everything fight me old man, so as we pose Liv sits down next to my gran, and my gran says 'me and my 3 granddaughters' 😭
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
oh yeah so I have a cute story from boxing day - we were taking family pictures and my dad wanted one of me, my gran, and my sister. I pointed at Liv bc I will include her in everything fight me old man, so as we pose Liv sits down next to my gran, and my gran says 'me and my 3 granddaughters' 😭
I'm trying to do world quests and Jonesy keeps pressing my space bar 🙃
December 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm trying to do world quests and Jonesy keeps pressing my space bar 🙃
overshot trying to be daddy for Liv and now I just follow her around turning lights off
December 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
overshot trying to be daddy for Liv and now I just follow her around turning lights off
![a screenshot of the World of Warcraft chat window saying
[Fapsplosion] has earned the achievement [Level 70]!
Fapsplosion makes some strange gestures.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:akn2ykfsyyil6s55z4mjr7fc/bafkreifadwj5ucjqth3yrhtyuqui4lsk6m4z4ewmoxotgw5tfboroozkwe@jpeg)
criminal minds season 18 episode 3? more like cryminal minds amirite guys
a man wearing ear buds is sitting at a table with a cell phone .
Alt: a guy at a school desk scream crying and swiping his phone off the table
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
criminal minds season 18 episode 3? more like cryminal minds amirite guys
Robert, they turned me into a plush Robert. My arms are 2 feet long, Robert.
This guy keeps telling me that my setup keeps pissing him off... @korovyev.bsky.social made him for a friend of ours, thank god he's not staying in our house
December 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Robert, they turned me into a plush Robert. My arms are 2 feet long, Robert.
Met a friend's cat for the first time today and she let Liv give her pets but I got an apprehensive sniff then avoided at a wide berth, can only assume the cat is ableist 💔
December 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Met a friend's cat for the first time today and she let Liv give her pets but I got an apprehensive sniff then avoided at a wide berth, can only assume the cat is ableist 💔
got my niece hair chalk for christmas, my sister's house is now covered in chalk that's brushed off, nyehehehe
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
got my niece hair chalk for christmas, my sister's house is now covered in chalk that's brushed off, nyehehehe
paying an etsy witch to hex usps bc honestly it could only improve their service
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
paying an etsy witch to hex usps bc honestly it could only improve their service
Oh actually more pressing thing to post about - the hoods have graffitied FAP all over the estate bc in their pursuit of declaring fuck all police, they forgot things have other meanings
December 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Oh actually more pressing thing to post about - the hoods have graffitied FAP all over the estate bc in their pursuit of declaring fuck all police, they forgot things have other meanings
Went to the shopping centre so we could do bank, pharmacy, groceries and browse clothes shop in one hit, managed bank and pharmacy before we noped the fuck out bc too many people have no spatial awareness
December 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Went to the shopping centre so we could do bank, pharmacy, groceries and browse clothes shop in one hit, managed bank and pharmacy before we noped the fuck out bc too many people have no spatial awareness
a day late but my uterus has gifted me cramps, she's so thoughtful 😍
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
a day late but my uterus has gifted me cramps, she's so thoughtful 😍
Momma and Pops knocked it out of the park with a signed copy of Joey Batey's debut novel 😭
December 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Momma and Pops knocked it out of the park with a signed copy of Joey Batey's debut novel 😭
post transition, I have been hand-me-downed all Liv's plaid shirts, I am the bear now
When I first came out as Trans, someone referred to me as the "9/11 for Bears" and even though they were trying to be mean, it was pretty funny. It's stuck with me since
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
post transition, I have been hand-me-downed all Liv's plaid shirts, I am the bear now
Last minute present crafting for seeing fam tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Last minute present crafting for seeing fam tomorrow
this year has been genuine hell but has also had some of our best moments in years, which ended up making it bearable. I'm very lucky to have my lovely wife and our lovely cats and noodles and the lovely life we've built together 🖤
this post was brought to you by day drinking
this post was brought to you by day drinking
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
this year has been genuine hell but has also had some of our best moments in years, which ended up making it bearable. I'm very lucky to have my lovely wife and our lovely cats and noodles and the lovely life we've built together 🖤
this post was brought to you by day drinking
this post was brought to you by day drinking
I know this has been said by umpteen other people over the years but please, movie and tv makers, stop making every shot dark and all sounds but helicopters and background music quiet
December 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I know this has been said by umpteen other people over the years but please, movie and tv makers, stop making every shot dark and all sounds but helicopters and background music quiet
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twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
We're hanging out in the living room so obv the cats have to be here too, but Jonesy is bored so has resorted to pulling things off the bookshelves and finding new hidey holes among the furniture
December 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We're hanging out in the living room so obv the cats have to be here too, but Jonesy is bored so has resorted to pulling things off the bookshelves and finding new hidey holes among the furniture
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Happy Holidays folks! (One day I'll get good at taking photos)
December 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Happy Holidays folks! (One day I'll get good at taking photos)
Upon further thought I would like to apologise for calling Jonesy a cat when I know better, he is and always has been a little baby boy
So interesting and sad how as soon as I start carving the turkey, Jonesy morphs into the world's hungriest cat who's never ever been fed
December 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Upon further thought I would like to apologise for calling Jonesy a cat when I know better, he is and always has been a little baby boy
So interesting and sad how as soon as I start carving the turkey, Jonesy morphs into the world's hungriest cat who's never ever been fed
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
So interesting and sad how as soon as I start carving the turkey, Jonesy morphs into the world's hungriest cat who's never ever been fed