Toe Sommelier
@kontan.bsky.social
strange little sad geeky queer gremlin person, pan/demi, they/them enby. FFXIV is my jam- main is (Balmung) F'yriel Eostre. http://twitch.tv/kontan
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Toe Sommelier
@kontan.bsky.social
· Jan 23
brave faces, everyone.
1.25 gin (used beefeater, gonna test with others)
0.5 aperol
0.5 benedictine
0.75 malort
0.5 aperol
0.5 benedictine
0.75 malort
lord, please forgive the violence unto myself I am about to inflict.
(workshopping a malort negroni)
(workshopping a malort negroni)
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
1.25 gin (used beefeater, gonna test with others)
0.5 aperol
0.5 benedictine
0.75 malort
0.5 aperol
0.5 benedictine
0.75 malort
I CAME HERE TO CRANK HOGS AND SHIT LOGS
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I CAME HERE TO CRANK HOGS AND SHIT LOGS
lord, please forgive the violence unto myself I am about to inflict.
(workshopping a malort negroni)
(workshopping a malort negroni)
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
lord, please forgive the violence unto myself I am about to inflict.
(workshopping a malort negroni)
(workshopping a malort negroni)
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hellfire for everybody involved. sweet merciful Christ this is nightmare stuff
This is possibly the most fucked thing I've ever seen but also the bit at the end where the grandmother is straight up being tricked into providing training content for the app feels particularly revealing.
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
hellfire for everybody involved. sweet merciful Christ this is nightmare stuff
call me the edmund fitzgerald the way I want someone superior to hammer me hard and break me in two
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
call me the edmund fitzgerald the way I want someone superior to hammer me hard and break me in two
not nonbinary as in "ethereal androgynous waif", nonbinary as in "what are you, a cop? come back with a warrant"
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
not nonbinary as in "ethereal androgynous waif", nonbinary as in "what are you, a cop? come back with a warrant"
call me a scrabble champion the way I'm contemplating her rack
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
call me a scrabble champion the way I'm contemplating her rack
being genderqueer is fun. if someone calls me a "boy" I'm like "ehhh kinda, more like nonpracticing", but if someone calls me a "long-haired pretty boy" the answer is "yes, always".
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
being genderqueer is fun. if someone calls me a "boy" I'm like "ehhh kinda, more like nonpracticing", but if someone calls me a "long-haired pretty boy" the answer is "yes, always".
diogenes, walking up to plato while vigorously stirring a pot of mac n cheese that smells like the heat coming out the back of a ps4: behold, pussy
November 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
diogenes, walking up to plato while vigorously stirring a pot of mac n cheese that smells like the heat coming out the back of a ps4: behold, pussy
the lioness does not concern herself with safewords
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
the lioness does not concern herself with safewords
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I can't believe how much traction this got
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I can't believe how much traction this got
alright finally picked out a good bsky tag
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
alright finally picked out a good bsky tag
there are two poet/singer-songwriters inside you. one is David Berman. the other is Jason Molina. you are badly in need of a grippy sock vacation.
October 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
there are two poet/singer-songwriters inside you. one is David Berman. the other is Jason Molina. you are badly in need of a grippy sock vacation.
call me Amazon the way my package came in the male
October 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
call me Amazon the way my package came in the male
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very annoying that we had to endure about a month of these people going “calling us nazis hurts our feelings” to then immediately be revealed saying nazi shit and going “yup, we want gas chambers. so what libs”
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
very annoying that we had to endure about a month of these people going “calling us nazis hurts our feelings” to then immediately be revealed saying nazi shit and going “yup, we want gas chambers. so what libs”
call me beef & noodles the way I'm stroganoff
October 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
call me beef & noodles the way I'm stroganoff
wtf I can't believe they expedited the shipping on the chastity cage I ordered, it's not allowed to come before I want it to
October 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
wtf I can't believe they expedited the shipping on the chastity cage I ordered, it's not allowed to come before I want it to
call me a juggalo the way I'm insane for clown pussy
October 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
call me a juggalo the way I'm insane for clown pussy
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its tough out there but so am i
September 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
its tough out there but so am i
"mid 30s enby transbian playing oldschool runescape on their phone while waiting alone for a @homeiswhereforever.bsky.social show" sounds both incredibly specific and like a walking stereotype
September 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"mid 30s enby transbian playing oldschool runescape on their phone while waiting alone for a @homeiswhereforever.bsky.social show" sounds both incredibly specific and like a walking stereotype
my favorite unit of time is the femtosecond cuz I also need a quick second when I see femme toes
September 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my favorite unit of time is the femtosecond cuz I also need a quick second when I see femme toes
a lot of queer folks grow their hair long to look more feminine/androgynous, and a lot of them take up exercising to get their body looking more like how they want it as well. not me, though.
September 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
a lot of queer folks grow their hair long to look more feminine/androgynous, and a lot of them take up exercising to get their body looking more like how they want it as well. not me, though.
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A thing I think we miss is that the “authoritarian playbook” isn’t a set of instructions authoritarians are reading from, it’s just a list of things that happen when narcissists get too much power.
August 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A thing I think we miss is that the “authoritarian playbook” isn’t a set of instructions authoritarians are reading from, it’s just a list of things that happen when narcissists get too much power.
from here on out whenever someone says "going the wrong direction" I'll respond with "gooning the wrong erection?!", at least until it stops being funny. which means I'll never stop.
August 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
from here on out whenever someone says "going the wrong direction" I'll respond with "gooning the wrong erection?!", at least until it stops being funny. which means I'll never stop.
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Life in a dying empire on a burning world is bleak - live your worst life, because doing anything else is just as meaningless.
Spend all day blasting ropes to Labubu hentai, eat Taki’s until your asshole bleeds. In 50 years, no one will care if you did that or saved a whale.
Enjoy arbys
Spend all day blasting ropes to Labubu hentai, eat Taki’s until your asshole bleeds. In 50 years, no one will care if you did that or saved a whale.
Enjoy arbys
July 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Life in a dying empire on a burning world is bleak - live your worst life, because doing anything else is just as meaningless.
Spend all day blasting ropes to Labubu hentai, eat Taki’s until your asshole bleeds. In 50 years, no one will care if you did that or saved a whale.
Enjoy arbys
Spend all day blasting ropes to Labubu hentai, eat Taki’s until your asshole bleeds. In 50 years, no one will care if you did that or saved a whale.
Enjoy arbys