Koitaroo
@koitaroo.bsky.social
Internet funny man working on conjuring the worst content known to mankind straight to your timeline!
I bought a calzone from Aldi's the other day, why in the fuck do the instructions tell me to AIR FRY THIS THING FOR 15 MINUTES AT 360????? IF I WANTED TO EAT A ROCK I'LL JUST GO OUTSIDE
October 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I bought a calzone from Aldi's the other day, why in the fuck do the instructions tell me to AIR FRY THIS THING FOR 15 MINUTES AT 360????? IF I WANTED TO EAT A ROCK I'LL JUST GO OUTSIDE
Actually insane how many people are whining about how many sweats are playing Black Ops 7 during the fucking BETA. It's the beta, who do you think is pre-ordering these games to play the beta?
October 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Actually insane how many people are whining about how many sweats are playing Black Ops 7 during the fucking BETA. It's the beta, who do you think is pre-ordering these games to play the beta?
How it feels DM'ing someone i dont talk to often
October 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
How it feels DM'ing someone i dont talk to often
played Outlast Trials after like, 1-2 years of not touching it and this massive troglodyte woman jump scared me at the end LMAO
October 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
played Outlast Trials after like, 1-2 years of not touching it and this massive troglodyte woman jump scared me at the end LMAO
I have gyatt to get more art of my ocs i have been neglecting them for too long...
September 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I have gyatt to get more art of my ocs i have been neglecting them for too long...
Tell me why im the only person at work and im hearing doors open and close. Fuck that shit!!!
September 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Tell me why im the only person at work and im hearing doors open and close. Fuck that shit!!!
I lived, bitch.
What are yall doing for rapture today
September 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I lived, bitch.
What are yall doing for rapture today
September 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
What are yall doing for rapture today
Bethesda: here's our new DLC for Indiana Jones
Twitter users, for some reason:
Twitter users, for some reason:
September 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Bethesda: here's our new DLC for Indiana Jones
Twitter users, for some reason:
Twitter users, for some reason:
I ran into a former coworker of mine that i haven't seen in literally a decade, its crazy how some people can change so much yet feel the same, in a good way.
September 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I ran into a former coworker of mine that i haven't seen in literally a decade, its crazy how some people can change so much yet feel the same, in a good way.
Just got to Enten V. Tobimune fight and im about to rip my hair out this shits too hype LMAO
Reading Kagurabachi lately, Hokazono, I was not familiar with your game.
September 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Just got to Enten V. Tobimune fight and im about to rip my hair out this shits too hype LMAO
should i smoke a bowl and play overwatch today
September 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
should i smoke a bowl and play overwatch today
I work at a bar and grill and my bosses cut hours so hard I actually have 0 kitchen help or even a fryer for the next 4 days.
September 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I work at a bar and grill and my bosses cut hours so hard I actually have 0 kitchen help or even a fryer for the next 4 days.
Ive been playing Overwatch 2 again lately cuz Stadium is actually super fun, the new main menu art is so nice ngl
September 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ive been playing Overwatch 2 again lately cuz Stadium is actually super fun, the new main menu art is so nice ngl
I got a really tiny spider hanging out with me today. Should I name him?
September 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I got a really tiny spider hanging out with me today. Should I name him?
How white people with "dark humor" look at you after making a joke about Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
How white people with "dark humor" look at you after making a joke about Charlie Kirk
What's good Bluesky gamers, what's the schmood today?
September 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
What's good Bluesky gamers, what's the schmood today?
If I wasnt already hooked enough, this manga has some INSANE choreography!!!
September 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If I wasnt already hooked enough, this manga has some INSANE choreography!!!
Reading Kagurabachi lately, Hokazono, I was not familiar with your game.
September 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reading Kagurabachi lately, Hokazono, I was not familiar with your game.
JJK SEQUEL ANNOUNCED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
JJK SEQUEL ANNOUNCED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If it ain't making me fart, it ain't gas.
September 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If it ain't making me fart, it ain't gas.
I streamed after like a year of not streaming and it was a good time
August 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I streamed after like a year of not streaming and it was a good time
Fireblu blankies stays ON the bed during sleepovers thank you!!!
August 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fireblu blankies stays ON the bed during sleepovers thank you!!!
mfw the samurai is suddenly behind me
July 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
mfw the samurai is suddenly behind me
me logging onto the game to check if bro is playing without me
July 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
me logging onto the game to check if bro is playing without me