Kobe Out Of Context
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Kobe (not the basketball guy) quotes out of context
Kobe: "Yeah I gave them the ocular patdown. I assessed the threat."
November 29, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Kobe: "Yeah I gave them the ocular patdown. I assessed the threat."
Kobe: "Well we're not looking for dick, we're looking for terrorists."
November 16, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Kobe: "Well we're not looking for dick, we're looking for terrorists."
Kobe out of context: *reading* "You can eat the roaches."
Response: "I know, why do you think there are none in my house?"
Response: "I know, why do you think there are none in my house?"
November 15, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Kobe out of context: *reading* "You can eat the roaches."
Response: "I know, why do you think there are none in my house?"
Response: "I know, why do you think there are none in my house?"
Kobe out of context: "I could go for some bug meat right about now."
November 15, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Kobe out of context: "I could go for some bug meat right about now."