Knocktopus
knocktopus.bsky.social
Knocktopus
@knocktopus.bsky.social
Much like an octopus, I too can open jars.

TTRPGs and other things.

On YT @ SaturdayMorningSpellkids
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Man the powers that be really dont want me to go to PAX. Flight cancelations, my hotel just fully out of business the weekend before, and now i feel like 100% trash. Phlegmy garbo.
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Nobody has said "For the win" in one million years

Exposition dumping as a method of managing anxiety is...just silly.

If cadets are free to kill each other while sparring, why have mats? Why not let them use weapons? Why bother with safety precautions at all?

-Fourth Wing thoughts-
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It turns out I am in fact a sucker for a book with sprayed edges. I didnt think I would be but I am and so here we are.
October 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
When I got dual citizenship for booktok after living in dndtok my whole life, I told myself I'd buy ebooks and library rentals only. But I bought a few hardcover books recently and I fear I will need a bookshelf soon...
October 5, 2025 at 7:57 AM
My job gave me 100 bucks to buy company merch and they wont let me buy 100 dollars worth of branded chapstick or branded straws. Which is pretty lame. I dont want your fleece half pullover. I want 100 dollars worth of pens.
September 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I have begun ACOTAR. I would appreciate some non spoilery hot takes or things that wont make sense until I finish it please.
September 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ey yo FUCK the Dewey Decimal system that shit was ass
August 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A couple things out there are pretty much what they seem. So good luck buckaroo
July 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Fit check for my marinara era
July 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Is it illegal to yell out another artist's name on a track if they aren't involved in the song whatsoever? Like, as long as you don't claim anywhere in the song that they did anything it should be fine right? DJ Mustard??
July 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Shoot for the stars, dream big, even if it seems impossible. You can do anything it you believe.

UNLESS what you dream for is perfection because that's impossible and you shouldn't strive for it.
June 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm not *extraordinarily* kind to myself 90% of the time. But 10% of the time I finally put together the bed frame that's been sitting in the corner of my room for 3 months and it makes me feel like I've reclaimed a little self respect.
June 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
As an avid Mongolian BBQ inside-my-body putter, the way most places lay out their ingredients is for fools. Meat-noodles-veggies-sauce is both inefficient and messier. Good luck pouring sauce over spinach without it spilling.

Meat-sauce-veggies-noodles. This is the way, the truth, the light.
June 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Cy-bear-punk honey heist!

@knocktopus.bsky.social @dingbyy.bsky.social with special guest @emmaromasco.com pull the job of the century ripping off biotechnica for they synthhoney.

youtu.be/cjkrsAv1tUk?...

#cyberpunk2077 #cyberpunkred #honeyheist
CYBEARPUNK: Honey Heist 2077 (Feat. Emma Romasco)
YouTube video by Saturday Morning Spellkids
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June 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The fun thing about formal Filipino events is that you'll see one of 3 outfit levels - people dressed to the nines, guys in jeans and an untucked button up, and guys in faded out graphic tees, torn shorts, and flip flops
May 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I used to have a concise, practiced answer to how to know if someone is a friend, but really all it boils down to is whether or not you have any team attacks with a person. If the option is grayed out then no, you're not friends.
April 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hot take: Simple and Clean wouldn't have done so well if it wasn't so strongly tied to the Kingdom Hearts brand.
March 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Looking back on it, i don't think I built any character hauling dirt and rocks and sand into the backyard. I dare say I lost some character.
March 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The Saturday Morning Spellkids finally begin their first adventure - helping a man help his affair partner cheat on her husband! I mean, that's not what the campaign is -about-, but it's something we did. We do that. And we do it in giant robots.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfen...
Star Progeny Episode 1: A Loose Collection of Heroes (A LANCER Campaign)
YouTube video by Saturday Morning Spellkids
www.youtube.com
March 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
First Saturday Morning Spellkids video uppppp @balatro.bsky.social @dingbyy.bsky.social

m.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6p...
Saturday Morning Spellkids Episode -0: What Are We Even Playing?
YouTube video by Saturday Morning Spellkids
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February 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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When 3 pals get together to have a silly time and play ttrpgs, a show is made! This is the new splash screen for me and my friend's youtube show Saturday Morning Spellkids - if you want more info go follow @knocktopus.bsky.social and @balatro.bsky.social! I suck at posting #youtube #bskyartists #art
February 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Finished recording our worldbuilding session for an Upcoming Lancer actual play I'll be running with @dingbyy.bsky.social and @knocktopus.bsky.social

We even tested out my worldbuilding card game! Can't wait for folks to see it in action on Episode 0.5.

youtube.com/@SaturdayMorningSpellkids
February 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ugh I frontloaded all my dnd into the front of the week and now I'm woefully un-TTRPGD'd until next Monday. You fool, Seth. You foolish fool!
February 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Officially unemployed today. I haven't been just unemployed in like, 12 years. And you know, it's kind of liberating (I've got some irons in the fire don't worry). I'm gunna take this brief intermission to maybe work out a little bit. Work on the Spellkids channel. Personal growth time.
February 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I cry about a lot of simple stuff, but for sure the one that is the most absurd to me is watching people react to Smash Bros character reveals. Watching people get hype just makes me misty eyed
January 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM