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𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙙. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙮𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚.
Pinned
“I have been asked to wear the green tunic and wear pointy shoes. Hm.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
“I have been asked to wear the green tunic and wear pointy shoes. Hm.”
“No. That’s ridiculous!”
"It'd be more interesting if you were enemies. Have you ever tried it?"
“…No? I am her knight.”
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“No. That’s ridiculous!”
“That sounds contradictory.”
Head tilt.
Head tilt.
"Entertainment. Negative thoughts and feelings."
He's smiling innocently.
He's smiling innocently.
“What do you gain from this?”
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“That sounds contradictory.”
Head tilt.
Head tilt.
“What do you gain from this?”
He's snickering to himself.
Heavy sigh.
“Not helping.”
“Not helping.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
“What do you gain from this?”
Heavy sigh.
“Not helping.”
“Not helping.”
"Fuck you!"
He's flipping Link off.
He's flipping Link off.
“…Language?”
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Heavy sigh.
“Not helping.”
“Not helping.”
“…Language?”
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“…Language?”
“Lust is not productive.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Lust is not productive.”
“…No? I am her knight.”
"What are you, then? Enemies?"
“The Princess and I share a bed and a roof, but we are not partners.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“…No? I am her knight.”
“The Princess and I share a bed and a roof, but we are not partners.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
“The Princess and I share a bed and a roof, but we are not partners.”
The knight simply shrugs.
“I don’t see why not.”
“I don’t see why not.”
“I could. Do you have time to listen to an old man ramble?”
The deity stared straight at Link.
The deity stared straight at Link.
“…Prison—?”
Cocking an eyebrow.
“You could just tell me, no?”
Cocking an eyebrow.
“You could just tell me, no?”
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The knight simply shrugs.
“I don’t see why not.”
“I don’t see why not.”
“…"Some" is an extreme understatement…”
“You broke some of Hyrule Castle’s pots before, huh?”
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
“…"Some" is an extreme understatement…”
“…Prison—?”
Cocking an eyebrow.
“You could just tell me, no?”
Cocking an eyebrow.
“You could just tell me, no?”
“Why would you hand me my old prison? Are you dense?”
He shoves the mask back to Link.
“Keep it. At least as a token of a memory long gone. I doubt you’ll ever learn the full story.”
He shoves the mask back to Link.
“Keep it. At least as a token of a memory long gone. I doubt you’ll ever learn the full story.”
“Oh!”
Casually retrieving it from his bagsatchel(?).
“Want it back then?”
Carelessly holding it out to him.
Casually retrieving it from his bagsatchel(?).
“Want it back then?”
Carelessly holding it out to him.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“…Prison—?”
Cocking an eyebrow.
“You could just tell me, no?”
Cocking an eyebrow.
“You could just tell me, no?”
“…”
Eye squint.
“I think we should talk about something else now.
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“…”
“Oh!”
Casually retrieving it from his bagsatchel(?).
“Want it back then?”
Carelessly holding it out to him.
Casually retrieving it from his bagsatchel(?).
“Want it back then?”
Carelessly holding it out to him.
“Because I’m no longer in it!”
“Speaking of…
It does similar stuff as other masks. It looks cool, but…that’s it.
It does similar stuff as other masks. It looks cool, but…that’s it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“Oh!”
Casually retrieving it from his bagsatchel(?).
“Want it back then?”
Carelessly holding it out to him.
Casually retrieving it from his bagsatchel(?).
“Want it back then?”
Carelessly holding it out to him.
“I think we should talk about something else now.
“You’re breaking pots behind her back…?”
“No, actually. …Please don’t mention it to her either. Princess Zelda possesses more wisdom than simple things like "street smarts", as they say.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“I think we should talk about something else now.
“Speaking of…
It does similar stuff as other masks. It looks cool, but…that’s it.
It does similar stuff as other masks. It looks cool, but…that’s it.
“You do own my mask, after all. Damn gremlin of a knight.”
“…I’m full of surprises.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“Speaking of…
It does similar stuff as other masks. It looks cool, but…that’s it.
It does similar stuff as other masks. It looks cool, but…that’s it.
“…Yeah? Some leave behind rupees.”
"Does that count bad guys?"
"Always smash what you come across. Passing them up means no rupees.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“…Yeah? Some leave behind rupees.”
“…I’m full of surprises.”
“I can’t believe you’re enabling this suggestion.”
“Lover’s Pond is a great choice.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“…I’m full of surprises.”
“Lover’s Pond is a great choice.”
“Should I set up a kissing booth?”
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“Lover’s Pond is a great choice.”
“No, actually. …Please don’t mention it to her either. Princess Zelda possesses more wisdom than simple things like "street smarts", as they say.”
“Does the Princess also break pots? Is this where you got this great Wisdom from?”
“Of course. Though the Princess may offer much more than I ever could.”
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“No, actually. …Please don’t mention it to her either. Princess Zelda possesses more wisdom than simple things like "street smarts", as they say.”
“Of course. Though the Princess may offer much more than I ever could.”
“Thank you for your wisdom.”
"Always smash what you come across. Passing them up means no rupees.”
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Of course. Though the Princess may offer much more than I ever could.”
“Oh, wait there is a pot.”
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
“Oh, wait there is a pot.”
"Always smash what you come across. Passing them up means no rupees.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
"Always smash what you come across. Passing them up means no rupees.”