Para
@knifecatte.bsky.social
They/She | 35 // Eternally tired and Grumpy retail manager that draws sometimes.
Icon by @zangerdanger.bsky.social, Header by me!
My wife is cooler than me, check them out @Vexingly-yours.com
Icon by @zangerdanger.bsky.social, Header by me!
My wife is cooler than me, check them out @Vexingly-yours.com
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Got a phone call at work just now, lady asking if she could return Hershey kisses bc HER HUSBAND GOT MAD AT HER FOR BUYING THEM
I wanted to tell her to return his stupid ass instead, but y'know, that's not professional and I'm on the clock
I wanted to tell her to return his stupid ass instead, but y'know, that's not professional and I'm on the clock
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Got a phone call at work just now, lady asking if she could return Hershey kisses bc HER HUSBAND GOT MAD AT HER FOR BUYING THEM
I wanted to tell her to return his stupid ass instead, but y'know, that's not professional and I'm on the clock
I wanted to tell her to return his stupid ass instead, but y'know, that's not professional and I'm on the clock
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tenna selfship nonsense because it's ABOUT TIME!!!!!!
I'm bringing Colandra back because I missed her #deltarune
I'm bringing Colandra back because I missed her #deltarune
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
tenna selfship nonsense because it's ABOUT TIME!!!!!!
I'm bringing Colandra back because I missed her #deltarune
I'm bringing Colandra back because I missed her #deltarune
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November 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Her weird uncle that she can hold and (sometimes) fit in her shoulder bag
October 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Her weird uncle that she can hold and (sometimes) fit in her shoulder bag
Free merch idea inspired by a YouTube video I saw last night
Shitty novelty tv time TV remote
With sound effects every time you push a button
Shitty novelty tv time TV remote
With sound effects every time you push a button
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Free merch idea inspired by a YouTube video I saw last night
Shitty novelty tv time TV remote
With sound effects every time you push a button
Shitty novelty tv time TV remote
With sound effects every time you push a button
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tumblr liked these two #deltarune #tenna
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
tumblr liked these two #deltarune #tenna
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November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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![Spamton munching on a cookie, layed back sitting on the fabric of reality
« YOU CAN HARDLY [Losing hair masse ? Try th-] WHEN YOUR IN TIRE [Face] IS PLASTIC »](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4efoc7hl2fjzupimbogt6kgg/bafkreib3rric2peojrnbt2lccsqgoupvkcws4gxthjuvms3eqgzoosigty@jpeg)
![Spamton sitting down, hands together, eyes closed, like he’s about to lecture you
« AHEM… TO [Adress the allegation] GOING AROUND X.com (formaly known as Twitter) ABOUT ME; NO I AM NOT A [Fatso-phobic] OR A [lady disliker]…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4efoc7hl2fjzupimbogt6kgg/bafkreibw3v2nswv7loms222ckysk7rkqja65fa7zcc5oe2zwr24yb6o5ha@jpeg)
![Spamton winking in the most un-slick way possible
« I HAVE (2) FAT [Hater]S AND I [!!?!!!] MY [wife] DAY AND NIGHT [FrEe of charge] ! »](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4efoc7hl2fjzupimbogt6kgg/bafkreifce3uxv3xrzg6k333ql7zvmi2fqw3pfdo2bzyh5wpmbqgscevrla@jpeg)
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![Spamton, looking back dramatically
« [COVER YOUR EYES] KID, THIS WILL GET [Tangy flavor]ED. »](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4efoc7hl2fjzupimbogt6kgg/bafkreici4r6edezaqdd2elw6j5nimikxk3okrweob3wfixgy6f4xaohevi@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Initially I was disappointed by the Tenna plush not also having a voice box but now that I'm using his head as a pillow while sitting at my desk I've changed my mind
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Initially I was disappointed by the Tenna plush not also having a voice box but now that I'm using his head as a pillow while sitting at my desk I've changed my mind
If anyone would like to see the full sizes of my new fugi :v
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If anyone would like to see the full sizes of my new fugi :v
Don't tell twitch
⭐My WIFE 💍💍 @knifecatte.bsky.social will be ABDUCTING ME 👽🛸 and PROBING ME 📸🤔📸😳📸 🤨LIVE!!! 🤪💦💦
Come hangout while we read bad reddit threads and look at bad food!
twitch.tv/VexinglyYours
Come hangout while we read bad reddit threads and look at bad food!
twitch.tv/VexinglyYours
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Don't tell twitch
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November 8, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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sneo gets his own post. im particularly happy with how he came out hes gross and awesome i love putting fucked up mouths on things. hes got a hand in his throat hand-puppet style. gotta draw him more someday.....
#deltarune #spamton
#deltarune #spamton
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
sneo gets his own post. im particularly happy with how he came out hes gross and awesome i love putting fucked up mouths on things. hes got a hand in his throat hand-puppet style. gotta draw him more someday.....
#deltarune #spamton
#deltarune #spamton
I keep seeing this tiktok trend that's like "your favorite characters are your favorites bc you see yourself in them" and haha yeah, boy that's unfortunate
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I keep seeing this tiktok trend that's like "your favorite characters are your favorites bc you see yourself in them" and haha yeah, boy that's unfortunate
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⭐Schedule drop! Let's make it a fun week~
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
⭐Schedule drop! Let's make it a fun week~
Listening to a podcast episode that has a guest host, think to myself "huh that guy has some serious Jeff foxworthy energy"
Credits roll, it's actually Jeff foxworthy
Bro what
Credits roll, it's actually Jeff foxworthy
Bro what
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Listening to a podcast episode that has a guest host, think to myself "huh that guy has some serious Jeff foxworthy energy"
Credits roll, it's actually Jeff foxworthy
Bro what
Credits roll, it's actually Jeff foxworthy
Bro what