Day 3/3, cold settling in, a dog has a cold and has been making non stop noise all night for 3 nights, I’m fucking exhausted, I have one day off before 4 on, kill me now

I watched a post today about lifting weights because someone’s 90 something mother fell and broke her hip in the dementia unit; and like fam that would be a blessing to narcotic my mother until she peacefully sleeps forever, she hasn’t remembered be in 3+ years

I need to know why my American bully puts holes in all of my sheets by being a general buffoon

Baby: wet cough, otherwise fine
Husband: congested, cough, and whiny
Bestie: walking pneumonia
Brother with actually zero immune system: fine
Me: also fine, idk, sick is for the week even tho this betch sneezes in my eyeballs, I only get the pukes from her

Not on my 2024 bingo card: crying at a Netflix Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie because I miss my mom

Two beags being bestie beags

I’ve paid off almost $50k on my student loans this year; and I still have over $100k to go 🫠

A contrast of the eldest and the youngest
Me: willing to do anything to make my dad happy for thanksgiving
My brother: yall gotta get the fuck outta my house, I don’t have plans, but whatever I’m doing doesn’t include you

When your husband tells you he wants to go out but you’ve already become one with the couch

Am I going to eat an entire box of pizzelles? Sure am and do no care