Jason Lee Klinger
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Jason Lee Klinger
@klinger.bsky.social
Artist // cat guy // pickler // nerd. Unemployed Grip.
I just met a dog named Tupac Shacorgi. I'm done #tupacshacorgi
May 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
LA is really out of hand... How the hell is Chile relleno $23??? #ohhellnah #noho
May 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm not sure anyone who needs to hear this that hasn't... However. FUCK CANCER!
May 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
FFS!!! This 🤡 show is such an embarrassment... Wait maybe they're pulling a Khāshqujī?
Saudi Arabia rolls out customized mobile McDonald's for Trump visit
As the Saudis work to impress Trump during his trip to Riyadh this week, they're focusing on even the smallest details—like his fondness for the Golden Arches.
www.newsweek.com
May 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Theo Von needs to host SNL. That is all... This dude is built for it
May 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I play way too much Zelda. You always take the arrows!!! #lastofus
May 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
PSA: It's Free Comic Book Day!!!
May 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
So we're tattooing tardigrades now? We've froze them, burnt them, space vacuumed them. Why not I guess...
They Tattooed Microscopic Creatures to Hack Nature’s Code—and the Results Are Already Blowing Scientists’ Minds - Sustainability Times
IN A NUTSHELL 🐻‍❄️ Researchers have successfully tattooed tardigrades, marking a breakthrough in living electronics. ❄️ The innovative process uses ice lithography to create intricate patterns on the ...
www.sustainability-times.com
April 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
THERE'S FINALLY SCIENCE BEHIND THIS!!!!

www.upworthy.com/cats-butthol...
6th grader's science experiment answers, 'Do cat buttholes touch every surface they sit on?'
​A question no one knew they needed answered.
www.upworthy.com
April 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I still think about Harambe sometimes and get sad. #harambe
April 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"I don't trust soup. It's just wet food pretending to be a drink" -Reddit quote

And I'm done for the day
April 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Go Bills! That is it... #gobills #billsmafia #buffalobills
April 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My first book reports was on Egyptology. I broke down the hierarchy of the gods. And had a whole four or five paragraphs about the Book of the Dead. damn I was a cool kid. #egyptology
March 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
M. Hollins. Say it ain't so? #gobills
March 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My buddy in Buffalo was just murdered. Think I'll just call it a day.
March 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
literally watching my life savings disappear before my eyes today. #stocks #fucktrump #stockmarketcrash #recession
March 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I hate AI bullshit, but this is a use i could get behind. www.reddit.com/r/TrumpAIVid...
Musk's 14th Child Revealed
www.reddit.com
March 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I just saw a little person in six inch heels. Talk about impressive. #noho
March 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Truly Terrifying #icecreamman
March 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My buddy for the next two days. Met Moosifer!
February 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
There's something wrong with my lykoi, he seems to have claws at times. #fearthecrabcat
February 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well -buk
February 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Woo hoo!! There's a reason I'm up this early! First day of 2025.
February 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
He's coming after NPR?!?!? FFS
February 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM