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kleptonews.bsky.social
Kuiper Belt
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I make peoms
Paintin’ a picture of death on the Gram
Percolating the Percocets on the steps of the church
Tryna run back to my fam hidin’ behind the clouds
All my adhd homies smokin’ meth now
July 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I’ma pop me another benzo right now
Cuz all day it’s felt like I’ve been on one
Xans are a heavenly hell of a drug
I forgot what I was sayin’ time to find me a plug
June 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
We went to war with Iran before GTA 6

Fuck
June 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
1/2
Massacre at McDonalds drive through cars stuck in place
Nothing more american than blood and ketchup
Whole lotta red adorns my face
I’m giving out temporary face tats at the kindergarten
Community service lifestyle is good living
May 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Furries in the trap cuz they buyin’ a bunch of mdma

My furry friend wear Hyena Agenda

Might fuck a bitch with some big bug antennas

I’m goin’ ape just like a gorilla

I’m wearin’ shark bape, hood up playa

#furry #hyenaagenda
April 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Seyonce with the friendly phantoms like casper

Chop it up with my dead dogs scarred with the blaster

Gettin’ my ghoulish takes from these ghosts like Yates

Look behind the veil and you’ll unlock the Gyre’s fate

Unfazed while I pop a full page

Ghost rider shit I’ll take the Lucy to my grave
April 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Mr. Misogynist married Mrs. Misandrist and they lived hatefully ever after

Opposites attract, watch fate replace your faith in the coming chapters
April 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM