Kristina Kelley
@kknthecity.bsky.social
NYC Stand-up Comedian and Writer
4-7 at 7pm Dumpster Fire Comedy at Stonewall 🎟️👇
https://kristinakelleycomedy.com
@kknthecity on all platforms
4-7 at 7pm Dumpster Fire Comedy at Stonewall 🎟️👇
https://kristinakelleycomedy.com
@kknthecity on all platforms
Elon Musk is giving real Rasputin vibes.
February 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Elon Musk is giving real Rasputin vibes.
Dry January pisses me off. I’m sober 365 and I don’t need to talk about it 24/7.
January 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Dry January pisses me off. I’m sober 365 and I don’t need to talk about it 24/7.
A tourist just asked me where 911 is.
January 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A tourist just asked me where 911 is.
“Loved to death,” the title of my plants’ memoirs.
January 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“Loved to death,” the title of my plants’ memoirs.
My dentist appointment this morning confirmed it: getting drilled by a man does make me cry.
January 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My dentist appointment this morning confirmed it: getting drilled by a man does make me cry.
A coworker took their 2 year old to get an autism screening and asked me the questions. Results are in, I’m a moderately autistic toddler.
December 31, 2024 at 2:46 PM
A coworker took their 2 year old to get an autism screening and asked me the questions. Results are in, I’m a moderately autistic toddler.
If it makes you feel some type of way. Before you respond, wait a day.
December 5, 2024 at 3:42 PM
If it makes you feel some type of way. Before you respond, wait a day.