Christie
@kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
in the 99th percentile for height and nonsense
it’s always clinical genetics in drosphiladelphia
my opinions are also your own
(because I am extremely correct)
it’s always clinical genetics in drosphiladelphia
my opinions are also your own
(because I am extremely correct)
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fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
are they greasing the ball with crisco between snaps
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
are they greasing the ball with crisco between snaps
reaction meme bowl game
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
reaction meme bowl game
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THERE HE GOES AGAIN!
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
THERE HE GOES AGAIN!
so we can all agree that last week’s sudden onset Jalen drama was definitely manufactured for the benefit of hard knocks in season, right
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
so we can all agree that last week’s sudden onset Jalen drama was definitely manufactured for the benefit of hard knocks in season, right
I never stopped using my iPod, I love this thing
suddenly hearing the timeless brujeria classic “don quixote marijuana” w the most fucked up compression imaginable and remembering it became a HS theatre dept cult fav bc it was listed as a beatles white album track on limewire is priceless
suddenly hearing the timeless brujeria classic “don quixote marijuana” w the most fucked up compression imaginable and remembering it became a HS theatre dept cult fav bc it was listed as a beatles white album track on limewire is priceless
I’ve been using a 2007 iPod to listen to music while I work lately and it’s been GREAT, so great that occasionally getting my eardrums exploded by a song I downloaded from Limewire in high school is almost worth it
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I never stopped using my iPod, I love this thing
suddenly hearing the timeless brujeria classic “don quixote marijuana” w the most fucked up compression imaginable and remembering it became a HS theatre dept cult fav bc it was listed as a beatles white album track on limewire is priceless
suddenly hearing the timeless brujeria classic “don quixote marijuana” w the most fucked up compression imaginable and remembering it became a HS theatre dept cult fav bc it was listed as a beatles white album track on limewire is priceless
elegant. timeless. professional.
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
elegant. timeless. professional.
keeping my fuse box on its toes and using the electric kettle, microwave, and air fryer all at the same time. can’t let it get too comfortable
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
keeping my fuse box on its toes and using the electric kettle, microwave, and air fryer all at the same time. can’t let it get too comfortable
I think Dumpling might secretly be a baby seal
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I think Dumpling might secretly be a baby seal
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
Jordan Davis you’re doing amazing sweetie
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Jordan Davis you’re doing amazing sweetie
Jake Elliott: solid balls
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Jake Elliott: solid balls
the defensive line is my best friend
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
the defensive line is my best friend
that’s moderately less like it
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
that’s moderately less like it
that’s more like it
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
that’s more like it
are we gonna go a lil deeper in the playbook anytime soon bc this is certified Not It
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
are we gonna go a lil deeper in the playbook anytime soon bc this is certified Not It
Davis to Dejean, exactly as planned
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Davis to Dejean, exactly as planned
me in the pickles aisle at the store
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
me in the pickles aisle at the store