ShortyBae Brisket
@kiwislushshawty.bsky.social
i have a benign tumor in my pancreas
oomf reinstalled bluesky #tiptouchtuesday
oomf deleted bluesky #suicidethursday
August 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
oomf reinstalled bluesky #tiptouchtuesday
oomf deleted bluesky #suicidethursday
June 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
oomf deleted bluesky #suicidethursday
June 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
she cookin' me noodle & rubbin ma back
May 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
she cookin' me noodle & rubbin ma back
ilia haters are crazy because he's done everything he's said he's gonna do. charles oliveira is at the latter half of his career
sometimes i wish i was a woman
pimblett MAULED chandler, who oliveira went to a decision with. i think that old beast in him is gone. talented nonetheless. he's done
sometimes i wish i was a woman
pimblett MAULED chandler, who oliveira went to a decision with. i think that old beast in him is gone. talented nonetheless. he's done
May 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
ilia haters are crazy because he's done everything he's said he's gonna do. charles oliveira is at the latter half of his career
sometimes i wish i was a woman
pimblett MAULED chandler, who oliveira went to a decision with. i think that old beast in him is gone. talented nonetheless. he's done
sometimes i wish i was a woman
pimblett MAULED chandler, who oliveira went to a decision with. i think that old beast in him is gone. talented nonetheless. he's done
i don't wanna do this anymore
May 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
i don't wanna do this anymore
thinking about opening a hotdog stand where there's just this big buff Brazilian guy who serves you hotdogs in a speedo and he's all oiled up and the oil gets on your clothes and it's meant to be sexy but everyone just feels gross and are kinda mad about the oil stains and it's really expensive
May 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
thinking about opening a hotdog stand where there's just this big buff Brazilian guy who serves you hotdogs in a speedo and he's all oiled up and the oil gets on your clothes and it's meant to be sexy but everyone just feels gross and are kinda mad about the oil stains and it's really expensive
keep on making fun of my cardigan, and you're gonna see "The FuckMobile" sittin' outside yer mom's driveway, dude.
May 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
keep on making fun of my cardigan, and you're gonna see "The FuckMobile" sittin' outside yer mom's driveway, dude.
sweaty as shit, my thighs mad fuckable rn gang #onfoenemgrave
May 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
sweaty as shit, my thighs mad fuckable rn gang #onfoenemgrave
Reposted by ShortyBae Brisket
Opening a third Diet Coke and saying "one more roll of the dice oughta do it" like Oogie Boogie
May 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Opening a third Diet Coke and saying "one more roll of the dice oughta do it" like Oogie Boogie
just heard a shotgun blast from my gay sons room
a blurry photo of people dancing in a living room
ALT: a blurry photo of people dancing in a living room
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May 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
just heard a shotgun blast from my gay sons room
it just keeps getting harder and harder to get out of bed in the morning
May 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
it just keeps getting harder and harder to get out of bed in the morning
i'm in that fugly sonuvabitch smokin' on that shit they banned in the ANZ and Canada
May 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i'm in that fugly sonuvabitch smokin' on that shit they banned in the ANZ and Canada
need my "little minion" ate
May 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
need my "little minion" ate
sometimes i feel unlovable
May 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
sometimes i feel unlovable
accidentally just remade this post basically
comparing myself to other people and then crying into my forearms
May 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
accidentally just remade this post basically
i'm like the Montel Jackson of waking up hard and then thinking about killing myself
May 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
i'm like the Montel Jackson of waking up hard and then thinking about killing myself
i've popped more "E-Pills" than RXKNephew
May 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
i've popped more "E-Pills" than RXKNephew
comparing myself to other people and then crying into my forearms
April 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
comparing myself to other people and then crying into my forearms