kiwidust.bsky.social
@kiwidust.bsky.social
We need a lightbulb that makes people aware of their hypocrisy. But, dammit, we'd also need a water additive that would make them ashamed of it...
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
We need a lightbulb that makes people aware of their hypocrisy. But, dammit, we'd also need a water additive that would make them ashamed of it...
East Wing debacle has surfaced that The Commission of Fine Arts, "an independent federal agency charged with giving expert advice [...] on matters of design and aesthetics...", has an INCREDIBLY shitty logo.
#BadDesign #CrackerBarrelDidItBetter
#BadDesign #CrackerBarrelDidItBetter
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
East Wing debacle has surfaced that The Commission of Fine Arts, "an independent federal agency charged with giving expert advice [...] on matters of design and aesthetics...", has an INCREDIBLY shitty logo.
#BadDesign #CrackerBarrelDidItBetter
#BadDesign #CrackerBarrelDidItBetter
My son's closing up the AC vents for winter: "I need a different tool, this one is too big."
I responded immediately (as is the LAW): "That's what she said!"
He rolled his eyes and said, "2008 was so great."
I responded immediately (as is the LAW): "That's what she said!"
He rolled his eyes and said, "2008 was so great."
October 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My son's closing up the AC vents for winter: "I need a different tool, this one is too big."
I responded immediately (as is the LAW): "That's what she said!"
He rolled his eyes and said, "2008 was so great."
I responded immediately (as is the LAW): "That's what she said!"
He rolled his eyes and said, "2008 was so great."
Mr Trump, I know it made you feel "super extra duper sad", but we really need to understand: can you show us where Canada touched you on this map?
October 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Mr Trump, I know it made you feel "super extra duper sad", but we really need to understand: can you show us where Canada touched you on this map?
Imagining one of those clichéd, tension-building shots where the camera at ankle level slowly tracks up the body to reveal... whoever supposed to be surprising. Except in mine, when the camera hits the waist it starts tracking up another pair of legs and ends with some upside shoes.
#WhereIsMyOscar
#WhereIsMyOscar
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Imagining one of those clichéd, tension-building shots where the camera at ankle level slowly tracks up the body to reveal... whoever supposed to be surprising. Except in mine, when the camera hits the waist it starts tracking up another pair of legs and ends with some upside shoes.
#WhereIsMyOscar
#WhereIsMyOscar
Asking for a friend: when does this cross the line from being "purposefully obtuse" to "clear evidence of dementia"?
Trump on pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell: ‘I’d have to take a look at it’
Maxwell, a longtime associate of Jeffrey Epstein, is serving a 20-year prison sentence for sex trafficking.
ground.news
October 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Asking for a friend: when does this cross the line from being "purposefully obtuse" to "clear evidence of dementia"?
I can't remember where I heard it originally, but "If your best defense is that some action isn't -technically- illegal, you should reconsider that action."
October 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I can't remember where I heard it originally, but "If your best defense is that some action isn't -technically- illegal, you should reconsider that action."
Today is "World Teacher's Day" and I'm proud a pig in shit of my daughter, Matilda, in her second year as a second grade teacher! #WorldTeachersDay
October 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Today is "World Teacher's Day" and I'm proud a pig in shit of my daughter, Matilda, in her second year as a second grade teacher! #WorldTeachersDay
Charlie Kirk should not have been shot. Political violence is abhorrent.
Charlie Kirk was a family man with a loving wife and two children.
Charlie Kirk was an absolute prick who he considered other people's suffering an acceptable sacrifice.
All of the above can be true at the same time.
Charlie Kirk was a family man with a loving wife and two children.
Charlie Kirk was an absolute prick who he considered other people's suffering an acceptable sacrifice.
All of the above can be true at the same time.
September 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Charlie Kirk should not have been shot. Political violence is abhorrent.
Charlie Kirk was a family man with a loving wife and two children.
Charlie Kirk was an absolute prick who he considered other people's suffering an acceptable sacrifice.
All of the above can be true at the same time.
Charlie Kirk was a family man with a loving wife and two children.
Charlie Kirk was an absolute prick who he considered other people's suffering an acceptable sacrifice.
All of the above can be true at the same time.
I've said it before, but it bears repeating:
As a lifelong proponent of thoughts, I don't like seeing them get tangled up in this "prayers" nonsense.
As a lifelong proponent of thoughts, I don't like seeing them get tangled up in this "prayers" nonsense.
September 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I've said it before, but it bears repeating:
As a lifelong proponent of thoughts, I don't like seeing them get tangled up in this "prayers" nonsense.
As a lifelong proponent of thoughts, I don't like seeing them get tangled up in this "prayers" nonsense.
If I had a nickel for every time I needed a nickel, I wouldn't have any nickels. @cgpgrey.bsky.social
Death to Nickels
YouTube video by CGP Grey
youtu.be
April 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I needed a nickel, I wouldn't have any nickels. @cgpgrey.bsky.social
Heard something the other day: "AI lets the wealthy access skill while preventing the skilled from accessing wealth."
Now, I'm not sure I completely agree with that, but in AI's defense...
Now, I'm not sure I completely agree with that, but in AI's defense...
April 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Heard something the other day: "AI lets the wealthy access skill while preventing the skilled from accessing wealth."
Now, I'm not sure I completely agree with that, but in AI's defense...
Now, I'm not sure I completely agree with that, but in AI's defense...
I am a Blue Blaze Irregular. That is all. #BuckaroosInTrouble
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I am a Blue Blaze Irregular. That is all. #BuckaroosInTrouble
Screw you, bi-lateral symmetry, I need another hand here!
April 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Screw you, bi-lateral symmetry, I need another hand here!
Everybody with a wiener dog thinks THEIR wiener dog is the BEST wiener dog. #BestWienerDog
March 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Everybody with a wiener dog thinks THEIR wiener dog is the BEST wiener dog. #BestWienerDog
Elon Musk + Nazi Twitter + Full Government Access + Shitty AI... how does this -not- create SkyNet again? #JudgementDay
Elon Musk sells X to his own xAI for $33 billion in all-stock deal
Elon Musk has sold social media site X to his own xAI artificial intelligence company in a $33 billion all-stock deal, the billionaire announced on Friday.
apnews.com
March 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Elon Musk + Nazi Twitter + Full Government Access + Shitty AI... how does this -not- create SkyNet again? #JudgementDay
Hot take: Clifford is a Kaiju.
March 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hot take: Clifford is a Kaiju.
Hey Paxton, Matilda, Sara, and Caleb.
Very proud none of you dumbasses grew up to be dipshits!
Very proud none of you dumbasses grew up to be dipshits!
March 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hey Paxton, Matilda, Sara, and Caleb.
Very proud none of you dumbasses grew up to be dipshits!
Very proud none of you dumbasses grew up to be dipshits!
Charlie Brown's mother was lucky she was a Trombone. There's no way an Oboe could have given birth to that head. #epidural #episiotomy
March 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Charlie Brown's mother was lucky she was a Trombone. There's no way an Oboe could have given birth to that head. #epidural #episiotomy
In my headspace Molly Ringwald ends up with Anthony Michael Hall at the end of "The Breakfast Club".
I've also got some strong opinions about "Pretty in Pink".
I've also got some strong opinions about "Pretty in Pink".
March 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
In my headspace Molly Ringwald ends up with Anthony Michael Hall at the end of "The Breakfast Club".
I've also got some strong opinions about "Pretty in Pink".
I've also got some strong opinions about "Pretty in Pink".
OKay. Genies are real. You've got one wish.
a) World peace
b) A million dollars
c) Donald Trump violently, uncontrollably shits his pants when he lies.
What do you do?!
a) World peace
b) A million dollars
c) Donald Trump violently, uncontrollably shits his pants when he lies.
What do you do?!
March 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
OKay. Genies are real. You've got one wish.
a) World peace
b) A million dollars
c) Donald Trump violently, uncontrollably shits his pants when he lies.
What do you do?!
a) World peace
b) A million dollars
c) Donald Trump violently, uncontrollably shits his pants when he lies.
What do you do?!
Love that dirty water! #Boston #TransRights
City Council Declares Boston a Sanctuary City for Transgender and LGBTQIA2s+ Residents
The Council adopted a resolution declaring Boston a sanctuary city for transgender individuals and all members of the LGBTQIA2s+ community. The resolution passed, securing a 12-1 vote. The move reinfo...
www.boston.gov
March 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Love that dirty water! #Boston #TransRights
Going to call statements from Trump "Face Farts" from now on. As in, "Donald Trump face farted that current stock market instability is Biden's fault." #RimShot #DadJoke #TapTapTapIsThisThingOn
March 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Going to call statements from Trump "Face Farts" from now on. As in, "Donald Trump face farted that current stock market instability is Biden's fault." #RimShot #DadJoke #TapTapTapIsThisThingOn
I'm going to call Trump "spasm" from now on. He's an involuntary, uncontrollable jerk. #RimShot #DadJoke #TapTapTapIsThisThingOn
March 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'm going to call Trump "spasm" from now on. He's an involuntary, uncontrollable jerk. #RimShot #DadJoke #TapTapTapIsThisThingOn