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Kitty Peregrin S
@kittythes.bsky.social
Sarcastic and artistic contain all the same letters.
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"Can your associates arrange that, Mister Morden?"
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
They say never to attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity, but at some point the sheer amount of stupidity in one place can only be the result of somebody's malice.
January 23, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I frequently write replies and then don't post them because I second-guess why I'm replying. Is it really because I have something to contribute or just because I want to be heard? If I'm replying to someone and the reply is about me then nobody needs to hear it.
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Every time. Like clockwork. "See the aurora tonight!" Can't. Clouds.
January 20, 2026 at 4:36 AM
If you're going to donate based on a list of charitable causes, make sure to sometimes pick the ones near the bottom of the list.
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January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
We're going to need new vulgarities and profanities by the time this is over because the existing ones will have worn out from constant use.
January 17, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Adding "-core" to the end of a random noun does not automatically constitute an aesthetic movement, pretentious folk of the internet.
January 13, 2026 at 6:35 AM
I have lived in the Great White North for twenty years and have never once seen the aurora. Every single time I've been made aware that unusually active solar weather is expected, it's been overcast here.
January 10, 2026 at 6:40 AM
I've been feeling wretched pretty much every day so far this year. Today I made a stew from an old family recipe and we all sat at the table and ate together for the first time since Dec 24 and nobody complained about what I made and all of a sudden I didn't feel as bad anymore.
January 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
ESO players complaining about a monetization system that would have Destiny players jumping for joy... 🙄
January 7, 2026 at 9:57 PM
May you live in dull times.
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
The only AI tool I ever want is something that will do a "previously, on" summary of the bits of a book I've started reading and then had to put down for a while.
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Good riddance.
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I made someone on the internet mad by telling them that all Santa's reindeer are girls. :)
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Among the many crimes of Edmund Pevensie, the worst is convincing unsuspecting young people that turkish delight is delicious instead of tasting like gummi furniture polish.
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Every year my children create a gingerbread effigy, ostensibly of themselves, which Krampus takes one bite of and is convinced that they are actually sweet and not the little monsters they really are.
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If any y'all in Ohio would mind firing the senator who wants to take away my dual citizenship, I'd appreciate it.
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
And now for the annual tradition of downvoting every artist on YouTube Music who doesn't pronounce "excelsis" properly.
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Gave up on ARC Raiders because perforating people with dangerous umbrellas is way more fun than being shot in the back and having my neck broken over a handful of sparkplugs.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Maybe I could have been a Disney princess if I were on the other side of the glass door.
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Time once again to reckon with the fundamental unfairness of being the household member with the least inertia in the mornings.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Devrim, being told "I know you can do better" every day is really harshing my power fantasy here.

I'm really not sure that doing an event where the majority of the dwindling #Destiny2 player base is being told "git gud" by an NPC every day before a make-or-break launch is the best idea.
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The symbol of magic is the pentagram but spells are hexes.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This game seriously just had me fight an evil and intimidating horse.
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Nobody ever responds to what I post here. Of course they've never responded to me anywhere else either but that's beside the point.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM