New hair, who dis?

Oldest selfie on socials: I was 17 so it must’ve been about 2003/4? My poor sister has been cropped 😂

I feel so sorry for my manicurists. They spend two hours on my hands and feet every two weeks and yet every two weeks without fail, I come back to them like I’ve been living in the trenches.

I’m being stalked by Magpies, they’re constantly trying to sit on my bedroom window when I’m in here, I don’t know if I’m being called to go to Hogwarts or some shit. Maybe a less prestigious version?

This is prettyyy. I prefer the butterfly to the bird, dare I say it. What is a post called though? Are we skywriting?