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i complain about my job a lot but today i got paid to write about the winchester mystery house AND arctic exploration so this is sort of the dream
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i complain about my job a lot but today i got paid to write about the winchester mystery house AND arctic exploration so this is sort of the dream
hyperlinking a researchgate paper on ichthyology for my msn contentslop because boomers deserved well-cited sources just like anyone else
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
hyperlinking a researchgate paper on ichthyology for my msn contentslop because boomers deserved well-cited sources just like anyone else
feeling extremely starving victorian writer rn (had to turn on the space heater in the office so i don't freeze to death during the first snow of the season)
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
feeling extremely starving victorian writer rn (had to turn on the space heater in the office so i don't freeze to death during the first snow of the season)
HOW COULD I FORGET CAVES. the nutty putty cave incident would *never* happen to me
a list of other things i'm scared of conceptually
-fish but only when they're dead and not for eating. i'm fine in an aquarium i am terrified in a pet store
-the north sea
-ganges river dolphins
-big bird
-pelicans
-submarines
-fish but only when they're dead and not for eating. i'm fine in an aquarium i am terrified in a pet store
-the north sea
-ganges river dolphins
-big bird
-pelicans
-submarines
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
HOW COULD I FORGET CAVES. the nutty putty cave incident would *never* happen to me
new york has a socialist mayor and i'm finally getting over my cold thank you woke i love you woke
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
new york has a socialist mayor and i'm finally getting over my cold thank you woke i love you woke
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cis people will rlly be like i'm an ally! i hear you i see you and i want you to know that i will in fact sell out the second i'm offered a fat cheque
August 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
cis people will rlly be like i'm an ally! i hear you i see you and i want you to know that i will in fact sell out the second i'm offered a fat cheque
just learned about the world's longest (24k!!) road tunnel in norway and this thing is going to haunt me in my dream. it has designated caves for drivers to pull over in so they don't have panic attacks
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
just learned about the world's longest (24k!!) road tunnel in norway and this thing is going to haunt me in my dream. it has designated caves for drivers to pull over in so they don't have panic attacks
maybe this is harsh but i think that people who yap and/or watch tiktoks at full volume in the quiet car of the train should die
October 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
maybe this is harsh but i think that people who yap and/or watch tiktoks at full volume in the quiet car of the train should die
anyone else terrified of mountains, like just conceptually? this picture of everest has me dry-heaving in terror
October 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
anyone else terrified of mountains, like just conceptually? this picture of everest has me dry-heaving in terror
i think it's funny how i saved myself a lot of gender troubles by simply having debilitating self esteem. if someone suggested i wear a push-up bra as a teen i would have killed myself
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
i think it's funny how i saved myself a lot of gender troubles by simply having debilitating self esteem. if someone suggested i wear a push-up bra as a teen i would have killed myself
in high school i was briefly entranced by a non-threatening tenor i met once and now we're both gay. many such cases
October 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
in high school i was briefly entranced by a non-threatening tenor i met once and now we're both gay. many such cases
these margins are a hate crime holy shit
October 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
these margins are a hate crime holy shit
why do we say "sausage fest" when "penile colony" is right there
October 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
why do we say "sausage fest" when "penile colony" is right there
visited a donkey sanctuary btw
October 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
visited a donkey sanctuary btw
do my mash quiz Or Else uquiz.com/N7hd50
is this m*a*s*h plot real or bullshit
hit anti-war dramedy m*a*s*h (1972-1983) had some pretty zany plots but can YOU tell which ones are real and which ones i just made up?
uquiz.com
September 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
do my mash quiz Or Else uquiz.com/N7hd50
what do you MEAN newt gingrich isn't british!! that's the most bri'ish sounding name i've ever heard. that man should be operating on a level of class-based discrimination the north american mind can't even comprehend
September 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
what do you MEAN newt gingrich isn't british!! that's the most bri'ish sounding name i've ever heard. that man should be operating on a level of class-based discrimination the north american mind can't even comprehend
you ever read a white guy historical novel and get the sense that the only reason why it's historical is bc the author was excited that say slurs with plausible deniability
September 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
you ever read a white guy historical novel and get the sense that the only reason why it's historical is bc the author was excited that say slurs with plausible deniability
i'm so sorry to everyone who followed me for a singular star trek tweet. i watched amok time with friends with almost no context WHILE inebriated this is not my regularly scheduled programming
September 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i'm so sorry to everyone who followed me for a singular star trek tweet. i watched amok time with friends with almost no context WHILE inebriated this is not my regularly scheduled programming
whoa mama spock gay as hell
September 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
whoa mama spock gay as hell
someone give me one William dollars so i can make a four-season monte christo adaptation where everything is perfectly accurate to the book EXCEPT we get a 10 minute eugenie/louise sex scene before they're interrupted at the inn
September 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
someone give me one William dollars so i can make a four-season monte christo adaptation where everything is perfectly accurate to the book EXCEPT we get a 10 minute eugenie/louise sex scene before they're interrupted at the inn
there was mold in my water bottle one (1) time and now every time i feel slightly sick i immediately send it through several dishwasher cycles in case the transphobic jkr wall mold tries to get me
September 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
there was mold in my water bottle one (1) time and now every time i feel slightly sick i immediately send it through several dishwasher cycles in case the transphobic jkr wall mold tries to get me
i am required to write one (1) car-themed article for msn boomers per week and my master plan to get reassigned to a different topic is to just write the most violently anti-car articles i can imagine until they realize this is psychological warfare
August 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i am required to write one (1) car-themed article for msn boomers per week and my master plan to get reassigned to a different topic is to just write the most violently anti-car articles i can imagine until they realize this is psychological warfare
this is legitimately her first spoken line. lesbotron5000
August 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
this is legitimately her first spoken line. lesbotron5000
SIX HUNDRED pages into the count of monte cristo and The Lesbian has finally appeared
August 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
SIX HUNDRED pages into the count of monte cristo and The Lesbian has finally appeared
being mentally ill is so humiliating i'm about to message my supervisor like hi sorry i couldn't finish my article about cheese because the rain sounds I listen to every day made me inexplicably claustrophobic so i had to lie down in a dark room
August 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
being mentally ill is so humiliating i'm about to message my supervisor like hi sorry i couldn't finish my article about cheese because the rain sounds I listen to every day made me inexplicably claustrophobic so i had to lie down in a dark room