kitche
@kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Caleb • He/Him • 26 || Welcome to my page! c:
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🤖 Fictional Robot Enthusiast
🚧 I build things!
🎮 Hobby Streamer
🔗 http://twitch.tv/kitchegoldwatt
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Me when I stop taking my meds and the Lemix FOMO fully sets in
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Me when I stop taking my meds and the Lemix FOMO fully sets in
Just saw yaoi of that sickly white boy from the doctor show and felt very very validated that in this universe, under eye bags and dirty blonde hair WILL bag a hot daddy
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Just saw yaoi of that sickly white boy from the doctor show and felt very very validated that in this universe, under eye bags and dirty blonde hair WILL bag a hot daddy
I’m really only lifting weights so that someday my jimmy neutron head is proportional to the rest of my body
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m really only lifting weights so that someday my jimmy neutron head is proportional to the rest of my body
I wish I could text my cat
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I wish I could text my cat
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This was not the cyberpunk AI revolution I was promised.
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This was not the cyberpunk AI revolution I was promised.
I’m going to be so honest with you
to me, the only good way to eat an egg is hard-boiled
to me, the only good way to eat an egg is hard-boiled
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m going to be so honest with you
to me, the only good way to eat an egg is hard-boiled
to me, the only good way to eat an egg is hard-boiled
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Is anyone else having like… a COMICALLY bad day today?
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Is anyone else having like… a COMICALLY bad day today?
I pray to god I never marry a man that I have to apologize for once he’s left the room
@ partners going “he’s usually really nice! I’m sorry for him” during work interactions after I’ve been verbally belittled and demeaned.
@ partners going “he’s usually really nice! I’m sorry for him” during work interactions after I’ve been verbally belittled and demeaned.
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I pray to god I never marry a man that I have to apologize for once he’s left the room
@ partners going “he’s usually really nice! I’m sorry for him” during work interactions after I’ve been verbally belittled and demeaned.
@ partners going “he’s usually really nice! I’m sorry for him” during work interactions after I’ve been verbally belittled and demeaned.
Apps with static visual mediums at their center like Pinterest, Instagram, etc. have become sooooo much less enjoyable now that i cant save something confidently without wondering if the OP used AI and just didn’t label it
The “filters” are only filtering so much, I fear
The “filters” are only filtering so much, I fear
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Apps with static visual mediums at their center like Pinterest, Instagram, etc. have become sooooo much less enjoyable now that i cant save something confidently without wondering if the OP used AI and just didn’t label it
The “filters” are only filtering so much, I fear
The “filters” are only filtering so much, I fear
Need all my friends to know that my active listener “wow that’s crazy” is not the same soulless “wow that’s crazy” that oversharing customers get.
Because damn that really is crazy, twin
Because damn that really is crazy, twin
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Need all my friends to know that my active listener “wow that’s crazy” is not the same soulless “wow that’s crazy” that oversharing customers get.
Because damn that really is crazy, twin
Because damn that really is crazy, twin
I need this so bad and I usually never give af about the Lego Christmas stuff
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I need this so bad and I usually never give af about the Lego Christmas stuff
A “grandma credit score” is both very real and measured in how much $$ I get in my birthday card (I am a 26 year old man)
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A “grandma credit score” is both very real and measured in how much $$ I get in my birthday card (I am a 26 year old man)
Hey baby, wanna come over and do high perler bead designs while listening to some funky vaporwave?
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hey baby, wanna come over and do high perler bead designs while listening to some funky vaporwave?
the post notifications for pathetic Omni-Man yaoi stay ON
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the post notifications for pathetic Omni-Man yaoi stay ON
The sunset last night was biblical. Feels like the universe knew I’d appreciate it for my b-day :)
Thank you for all the birthday wishes!! You made my 26th feel so special, and I honestly wasn’t expecting to feel any type of way about it 🖤
Thank you for all the birthday wishes!! You made my 26th feel so special, and I honestly wasn’t expecting to feel any type of way about it 🖤
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The sunset last night was biblical. Feels like the universe knew I’d appreciate it for my b-day :)
Thank you for all the birthday wishes!! You made my 26th feel so special, and I honestly wasn’t expecting to feel any type of way about it 🖤
Thank you for all the birthday wishes!! You made my 26th feel so special, and I honestly wasn’t expecting to feel any type of way about it 🖤
Me, a Building G resident, when my floor caves in and my dishwasher explodes, turning all the ceramic dishware inside into a claymore: 🪦🕊️
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Me, a Building G resident, when my floor caves in and my dishwasher explodes, turning all the ceramic dishware inside into a claymore: 🪦🕊️
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Adore this set.
And Gingerbread Vader is GOATed
And Gingerbread Vader is GOATed
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Adore this set.
And Gingerbread Vader is GOATed
And Gingerbread Vader is GOATed
My dispensary discounted a 1g pre-roll to one dollar for my bday HEHRHEHEGRGE
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My dispensary discounted a 1g pre-roll to one dollar for my bday HEHRHEHEGRGE
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undermine(d)'s ost so good its going up against the likes of Kpop:DH and Sinners UR GOING OUT WITH A BANGER JASTOR F TO A REAL ONE
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
undermine(d)'s ost so good its going up against the likes of Kpop:DH and Sinners UR GOING OUT WITH A BANGER JASTOR F TO A REAL ONE
This was me being born 26 years ago btw
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This was me being born 26 years ago btw
I’m officially 4 years old today 🎂
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m officially 4 years old today 🎂
Meeting my protein goals!!
However, Mr. Fart
However, Mr. Fart
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Meeting my protein goals!!
However, Mr. Fart
However, Mr. Fart
Me and WoW are kinda estranged lately idk what the deal is.
I’m just not excited about the universe, and I’m sorry to be Deborah D. Downer but nothing about Midnight is really doing it for me.
I’m just not excited about the universe, and I’m sorry to be Deborah D. Downer but nothing about Midnight is really doing it for me.
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Me and WoW are kinda estranged lately idk what the deal is.
I’m just not excited about the universe, and I’m sorry to be Deborah D. Downer but nothing about Midnight is really doing it for me.
I’m just not excited about the universe, and I’m sorry to be Deborah D. Downer but nothing about Midnight is really doing it for me.