Kit Baltoro
@kitbaltoro.bsky.social
I do shitposts and hike a lot. 🏕
Local Foxtaur/Seattle area/Security Engineer/TF enjoyer/ΘΔ
Local Foxtaur/Seattle area/Security Engineer/TF enjoyer/ΘΔ
"I did input testing for my software. It's solid."
Me plugging ﷽ into the text field 20 times and hitting "submit:
Me plugging ﷽ into the text field 20 times and hitting "submit:
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
"I did input testing for my software. It's solid."
Me plugging ﷽ into the text field 20 times and hitting "submit:
Me plugging ﷽ into the text field 20 times and hitting "submit:
Grapefruit: not only not a grape, but also the shittiest fruit there is.
January 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Grapefruit: not only not a grape, but also the shittiest fruit there is.
Iraq 2: horrible fucking idea boogaloo
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Iraq 2: horrible fucking idea boogaloo
I have something big planned for tomorrow. 👀
Stay tuned.
Stay tuned.
January 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I have something big planned for tomorrow. 👀
Stay tuned.
Stay tuned.
I'm polite for multiple reasons about people's weird kinks, one being is that I've commissioned some very niche, exotic stuff myself.
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I'm polite for multiple reasons about people's weird kinks, one being is that I've commissioned some very niche, exotic stuff myself.
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Reposted by Kit Baltoro
Americans: ass pic?
Slavs: так
Slavs: так
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Americans: ass pic?
Slavs: так
Slavs: так
Why are 99% of conservative "gotchya"s just the bors comic?
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Why are 99% of conservative "gotchya"s just the bors comic?
This week in Twitter furries getting their dick smashed with a hammer: grok is producing CSAM.
Twitter furries after elon smashes their dick with a hammer yet again the day before Christmas: "Gee, I still dunno if I can leave, things here aren't that bad."
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
This week in Twitter furries getting their dick smashed with a hammer: grok is producing CSAM.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The face he gave me when I woke him up. 🫠
January 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The face he gave me when I woke him up. 🫠
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🎶 twin high maintenance machines 🎶
January 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
🎶 twin high maintenance machines 🎶
The sounds an in-tact Japanese Arisaka makes are 🤌.
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The sounds an in-tact Japanese Arisaka makes are 🤌.
Attention New Yorkers: now that mamdani is mayor, you will have to get a mandatory fursona per mayoral order. Also a copy of das kapital and the Quran. Do not resist.
January 2, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Attention New Yorkers: now that mamdani is mayor, you will have to get a mandatory fursona per mayoral order. Also a copy of das kapital and the Quran. Do not resist.
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
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July 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Obsessed with this juxtaposition
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Obsessed with this juxtaposition
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It's not even 7 yet and I saw two people getting DUI screenings by the cops on my way home. Yeah, I ain't driving till tomorrow lmao.
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It's not even 7 yet and I saw two people getting DUI screenings by the cops on my way home. Yeah, I ain't driving till tomorrow lmao.
Here's to hoping 2026 blows less ass than 2025. Maybe "it" will happen.
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Here's to hoping 2026 blows less ass than 2025. Maybe "it" will happen.
"You can't do bubba stuff to a German WW2 war relic"
Haha, hex wrench go brrrr
Haha, hex wrench go brrrr
January 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
"You can't do bubba stuff to a German WW2 war relic"
Haha, hex wrench go brrrr
Haha, hex wrench go brrrr
*gross thing gushes out of my thumb*
Oh, so that's where that splinter from three weeks ago went. Now I have a cool finger pit.
Oh, so that's where that splinter from three weeks ago went. Now I have a cool finger pit.
January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
*gross thing gushes out of my thumb*
Oh, so that's where that splinter from three weeks ago went. Now I have a cool finger pit.
Oh, so that's where that splinter from three weeks ago went. Now I have a cool finger pit.
Holy shit, they infused these with Chileans.
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Holy shit, they infused these with Chileans.