Henry Kissinger's ghost
@kissingersghost.bsky.social
I'm the ghost of Henry Kissinger reporting straight from hell (where I belong) and lemme tell ya, not as bad as all those protestors hoped it would be for me. 🥰 ENTP, duh.
Cartoon food is the most appetizing ish I've ever seen in my life.
December 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Cartoon food is the most appetizing ish I've ever seen in my life.
If you always read store awnings out loud when u go for a walk or drive, u may also fall asleep after having coffee.
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If you always read store awnings out loud when u go for a walk or drive, u may also fall asleep after having coffee.
Sure Genx and #millenials, #MariahCarey taught you YOUR S.A.T. words but THIS man taught me mine, we are not the same.
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Sure Genx and #millenials, #MariahCarey taught you YOUR S.A.T. words but THIS man taught me mine, we are not the same.
Not me just discussing #professional #development
with a friend and completely forgetting the term and calling it 'y'know... omg, what is that term, when you learn at work... work learning! Gah!' So yeah...I'm excited for my new job title of 'work learnin' officer' 🤣
with a friend and completely forgetting the term and calling it 'y'know... omg, what is that term, when you learn at work... work learning! Gah!' So yeah...I'm excited for my new job title of 'work learnin' officer' 🤣
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Not me just discussing #professional #development
with a friend and completely forgetting the term and calling it 'y'know... omg, what is that term, when you learn at work... work learning! Gah!' So yeah...I'm excited for my new job title of 'work learnin' officer' 🤣
with a friend and completely forgetting the term and calling it 'y'know... omg, what is that term, when you learn at work... work learning! Gah!' So yeah...I'm excited for my new job title of 'work learnin' officer' 🤣
Block (ticker 'XYZ') is the most undervalued stock on the market, considering it's a growth stock and making money hand over fist in addition to having so much room to grow. #Wallstreet
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Block (ticker 'XYZ') is the most undervalued stock on the market, considering it's a growth stock and making money hand over fist in addition to having so much room to grow. #Wallstreet
After seeing Melissa McCarthy on #SNL this week and in gerneral,her overall oúerve, I can securely say she has been the best Physical comedic actor of the last 20 years.
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
After seeing Melissa McCarthy on #SNL this week and in gerneral,her overall oúerve, I can securely say she has been the best Physical comedic actor of the last 20 years.
Me trying to get into the only pair of dress pants I have for the party I'm attending bc I never wear pants bc I work from home:
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Me trying to get into the only pair of dress pants I have for the party I'm attending bc I never wear pants bc I work from home:
Opinion (not sure if popular or unpopular): Compression socks really are THAT girl!. werq!
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Opinion (not sure if popular or unpopular): Compression socks really are THAT girl!. werq!
For real tho, #AlyssaLiu is an absolute star and a gem of a human being. Everything she does on the ice just makes me smile.
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
For real tho, #AlyssaLiu is an absolute star and a gem of a human being. Everything she does on the ice just makes me smile.
I feel like I'm the only person on this planet that can put #Drbronners peppermint soap liquid on a loofah with a little water to make suds and then scrub away and not feel anything but fresh and clean. They way all interwebs folks discuss the chills has me feeling like Melisandre from GOT
a woman with red hair is standing in front of a knight
ALT: a woman with red hair is standing in front of a knight
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December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I feel like I'm the only person on this planet that can put #Drbronners peppermint soap liquid on a loofah with a little water to make suds and then scrub away and not feel anything but fresh and clean. They way all interwebs folks discuss the chills has me feeling like Melisandre from GOT
Right at the end of 2025 Katt out here again? What Chaos is he gonna rain down upon us in 2026? I'm convinced that Katt could read the Grimmierie from #Wicked
that Cynthia was reading downnnnn!! 'Ella ka nom and ommin, Ella C'mon tu mah tu call ahmen, Ella..." He knows things and can unleash havoc!
that Cynthia was reading downnnnn!! 'Ella ka nom and ommin, Ella C'mon tu mah tu call ahmen, Ella..." He knows things and can unleash havoc!
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Right at the end of 2025 Katt out here again? What Chaos is he gonna rain down upon us in 2026? I'm convinced that Katt could read the Grimmierie from #Wicked
that Cynthia was reading downnnnn!! 'Ella ka nom and ommin, Ella C'mon tu mah tu call ahmen, Ella..." He knows things and can unleash havoc!
that Cynthia was reading downnnnn!! 'Ella ka nom and ommin, Ella C'mon tu mah tu call ahmen, Ella..." He knows things and can unleash havoc!
umm... on a scale from 1 to 'I just leave my typos and weird autocorrect things in my posts cause, F it!' How over IT are you?
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
umm... on a scale from 1 to 'I just leave my typos and weird autocorrect things in my posts cause, F it!' How over IT are you?
#luigimangione like: 'searched my backpack without a warrant, you say?'
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
#luigimangione like: 'searched my backpack without a warrant, you say?'
Okay fellow big backs and big back adjacent and lovers of big backs! What is this, and why is it the best 18-24 bucks u ever spent?
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Okay fellow big backs and big back adjacent and lovers of big backs! What is this, and why is it the best 18-24 bucks u ever spent?
Yooooooooohhh!! #Kpopdemonhunters
did that THAANG on the parade. So many good choices. whomever was the creative director for this part of the parade earned their coins. The gold confetti at the end, the choreo, the mix of adultt and kid dancers. Cute!!
did that THAANG on the parade. So many good choices. whomever was the creative director for this part of the parade earned their coins. The gold confetti at the end, the choreo, the mix of adultt and kid dancers. Cute!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Yooooooooohhh!! #Kpopdemonhunters
did that THAANG on the parade. So many good choices. whomever was the creative director for this part of the parade earned their coins. The gold confetti at the end, the choreo, the mix of adultt and kid dancers. Cute!!
did that THAANG on the parade. So many good choices. whomever was the creative director for this part of the parade earned their coins. The gold confetti at the end, the choreo, the mix of adultt and kid dancers. Cute!!
Damn, they didn't have to do Tom so dirty! 😅
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Damn, they didn't have to do Tom so dirty! 😅
You can't hurt me,
I was a server at the Times square red Lobster for 2.5 years and before that a server at a Houlihan's directly outside of grand central station ! #youcanthurtme
I was a server at the Times square red Lobster for 2.5 years and before that a server at a Houlihan's directly outside of grand central station ! #youcanthurtme
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You can't hurt me,
I was a server at the Times square red Lobster for 2.5 years and before that a server at a Houlihan's directly outside of grand central station ! #youcanthurtme
I was a server at the Times square red Lobster for 2.5 years and before that a server at a Houlihan's directly outside of grand central station ! #youcanthurtme
Finally, some bespoke,fine art, I can get behind !! 😁
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Finally, some bespoke,fine art, I can get behind !! 😁
Reposted by Henry Kissinger's ghost
Reposted by Henry Kissinger's ghost
Me in 2016: Says exactly what will happen over the next decade and beyond in US
Them: you're overreacting, give him a chance at least, also we have checks and balances.
Me in 2025 in their face now that I've been right about everything:
Them: you're overreacting, give him a chance at least, also we have checks and balances.
Me in 2025 in their face now that I've been right about everything:
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Me in 2016: Says exactly what will happen over the next decade and beyond in US
Them: you're overreacting, give him a chance at least, also we have checks and balances.
Me in 2025 in their face now that I've been right about everything:
Them: you're overreacting, give him a chance at least, also we have checks and balances.
Me in 2025 in their face now that I've been right about everything:
People complaining about the second #Wicked movie as not as good as the first? Yeaj, it's two completely different moods. 1st act is campy and aspirational. Act 2 is about growing TF up and realizing that decisions have consequences and there is a lot more Grey areas in life than Green or Pink ones.
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
People complaining about the second #Wicked movie as not as good as the first? Yeaj, it's two completely different moods. 1st act is campy and aspirational. Act 2 is about growing TF up and realizing that decisions have consequences and there is a lot more Grey areas in life than Green or Pink ones.
Wicked 'for good' could definitely have been named -Wicked 2 : 'The danger of yt women's tears' and no one would complain. Arianna Grande must have been dehydrated AF after all that mess.
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Wicked 'for good' could definitely have been named -Wicked 2 : 'The danger of yt women's tears' and no one would complain. Arianna Grande must have been dehydrated AF after all that mess.
I know this isn't really important but I'm so curious as to what they fed #MBS at the banquet and what Donald ate. I can't imagine it would be the same thing. MBS was educated in the U.S. so he may like a cheeseburger every now and again?
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I know this isn't really important but I'm so curious as to what they fed #MBS at the banquet and what Donald ate. I can't imagine it would be the same thing. MBS was educated in the U.S. so he may like a cheeseburger every now and again?