max
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uptown girl, interrupted
29 | libra | lesbian | 🇵🇭🇹🇭
29 | libra | lesbian | 🇵🇭🇹🇭
*hilary duff voice* la la la la la la la la LAAAAA la la laaaaa la la la la la la LA luh. la la la la la la la la LUH—laaaaaa LA la la la ha ha oohOOO oooh AHHHHHHAHHHH oooh hoo hooooh heeeEEEEyy yeah yeah
August 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
*hilary duff voice* la la la la la la la la LAAAAA la la laaaaa la la la la la la LA luh. la la la la la la la la LUH—laaaaaa LA la la la ha ha oohOOO oooh AHHHHHHAHHHH oooh hoo hooooh heeeEEEEyy yeah yeah
sometimes I fast forward through a movie because I hate how long it takes for things to start. deranged or no
July 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
sometimes I fast forward through a movie because I hate how long it takes for things to start. deranged or no
a raccoon stole all six of our camping shrooms in the middle of the night
April 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
a raccoon stole all six of our camping shrooms in the middle of the night
sobbing. have you guys seen that video of those elephants at the san diego zoo during the earthquake? oh to be a baby elephant in the middle of a protection circle
April 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
sobbing. have you guys seen that video of those elephants at the san diego zoo during the earthquake? oh to be a baby elephant in the middle of a protection circle
ever since my laptop accidentally fell off a bar stool it’s been running super slow and dying super quickly, so I told my mom and she suggested to take the sims off. hahahahaha. what a silly suggestion. sometimes it feels like I would die for the sims
April 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
ever since my laptop accidentally fell off a bar stool it’s been running super slow and dying super quickly, so I told my mom and she suggested to take the sims off. hahahahaha. what a silly suggestion. sometimes it feels like I would die for the sims
30 is going to be good because I haven’t even had my best haircut yet. it’s coming. I know it
April 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
30 is going to be good because I haven’t even had my best haircut yet. it’s coming. I know it
being a student again reminds me of how much I used to love doing homework. so much so that in the summer I would sign up for harry potter school and write essays on the history of spells or whatever for my fake online transfiguration classes. I wish I remembered the name of the site. so crazy
April 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
being a student again reminds me of how much I used to love doing homework. so much so that in the summer I would sign up for harry potter school and write essays on the history of spells or whatever for my fake online transfiguration classes. I wish I remembered the name of the site. so crazy
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL IN ALMOST A DECADE WISH ME LUCK
April 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL IN ALMOST A DECADE WISH ME LUCK
you guys I went to new student orientation for college for the first time since 2013 and let me tell you—all these kids are so much dumber than they were 12 yrs ago. the only thing that’s the same is sons accompanied by their mothers. no daughters ever bring their parents
April 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
you guys I went to new student orientation for college for the first time since 2013 and let me tell you—all these kids are so much dumber than they were 12 yrs ago. the only thing that’s the same is sons accompanied by their mothers. no daughters ever bring their parents
should I…… go to antarctica
March 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
should I…… go to antarctica
my hobbies include walking straight into the diptyque store at the incheon airport spraying $20 worth of do son all over me and then immediately leaving
March 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
my hobbies include walking straight into the diptyque store at the incheon airport spraying $20 worth of do son all over me and then immediately leaving
idk why it S-tier ranked instead of the other way but it’s ok I said what I said
March 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
idk why it S-tier ranked instead of the other way but it’s ok I said what I said
she got me up at 4am on the way to the airport to go free diving on an island. bitch I’ve never even been free diving
ooooooh y’all I think I got a lil crush ew it’s been yearsssss
March 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
she got me up at 4am on the way to the airport to go free diving on an island. bitch I’ve never even been free diving
went for a massage today and let me tell you they meant FULL BODY. she spent like five mins on my tits. hand even went down my buttcrack. only pussy left untouched. which is a shame in and of itself
March 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
went for a massage today and let me tell you they meant FULL BODY. she spent like five mins on my tits. hand even went down my buttcrack. only pussy left untouched. which is a shame in and of itself
ooooooh y’all I think I got a lil crush ew it’s been yearsssss
March 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
ooooooh y’all I think I got a lil crush ew it’s been yearsssss
looking forward to my next flight, really need to clean out my camera roll
March 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
looking forward to my next flight, really need to clean out my camera roll
sorry tate mcrae but I do not like ur name. something about the letters in it in that order
March 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
sorry tate mcrae but I do not like ur name. something about the letters in it in that order
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she live on my laugh til i love
February 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
she live on my laugh til i love
what if I choke on a slurpee
February 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
what if I choke on a slurpee
calling all #photographers in the philippines !! iso someone to take pics of our resort for airbnb/rental sites !! please and thank you don’t let our resort flop. it’s called #sestra and it’s in pansol/calamba !!
February 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
calling all #photographers in the philippines !! iso someone to take pics of our resort for airbnb/rental sites !! please and thank you don’t let our resort flop. it’s called #sestra and it’s in pansol/calamba !!