Kirzi
kirzi.bsky.social
Kirzi
@kirzi.bsky.social
Competitive Pokemon Unite player, weather nerd, mediocre artist, and so on. they/them
gotta love right wing rhetoric

"let's ask rhetorical questions, nobody will bother looking up the answer"

i don't usually bother but every once in a while i decide to fact check something (just to make sure i'm not blindly listening to any one side) and sometimes it's REALLY funny
February 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Reposted by Kirzi
The Aeos Alliance community Discord is now open!

~ Welcoming Pokemon Unite trainers, content creators, enthusiasts, and all to the Alliance Discord ~

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February 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
#1 elde pollen puff dodger NA
February 14, 2025 at 9:35 AM
if we're renaming locations i propose the following:

- iceland becomes greenland and vice versa
- alaska becomes west canada
- the US becomes country mccountryface
- gulf of mexico becomes gulf of denmark
- arkansas becomes new kansas
February 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I made an insert for my phone case
February 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
so being LFT has left me wanting for an outlet for my unite mental energy

one of my latest projects is counting and compiling MULTI-REGION UCS DATA -- pick/win/ban data from all of NA, EU, LATAM (N+S), and Brazil -- a total of 94 games

so first have the top 22 most picked:
February 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
do you ever think about how our necks are the most vulnerable part of our body and yet we just walk around freely never protecting it from anything except maybe cold air

i almost feel like i should at least OWN neck armor just in case
February 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
top 24 aka 17th, not bad for joining a pickup squad i didn't even practice with before today

and yes i am still LFT pls the streets are cold i want a home
February 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
realized I hit 10k wins warming up for ucs today

yes i play this game too much
February 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
this post is not about sports or breakfast foods
January 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
free 3 day temp license for rapidash with code "rapidash"

useful if you're like me and use solo challenge as "advanced practice mode" for mechanics practice
January 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
so glad we got aegi buffs, it's so fun

gotta be one of the most rewarding and satisfying mons to be good at
January 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I have one small wish after today

it is simply that everyone who voted for trump wakes up tomorrow with a small but clear T tattooed somewhere on their forehead

so they can live with the embarrassment of what's happened and what's about to happen for the rest of their lives
January 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
why does a map of antarctica without ice look like a new pokemon region

brb making a pokemon romhack set in the 2100s
January 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
double-posting one of my funnier pentas
January 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
let's be real if ethan can't get along with 2 out of his 4 "friends" why did we even invite him
January 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
spent so much time scrolling that i ended up googling and taking practice LSAT questions just because i heard they had fun logic problems
January 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
4'33"
January 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM

in the age of smartphones I have no desire to wear something like this, but imagine if I got one and attached it to the bottom of a door frame

then I could tell people walking through that they're under a tornado watch
January 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
nintendo switch 2 is hype and all but to me, honestly the best part is that they're gonna stick with the switch concept rather than trying to invent some new gimmick (see wii/wii u and the DS) in the interest of "novel gameplay"

just gimme the same thing but better
January 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
it's depressing to realize how many peoples' politics can pretty much be summed up as "whatever bad things happened to you are probably your fault so why would I want my taxpayer dollars to be used to help you with your basic needs when they could be helping me be slightly more comfortable instead"
January 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
do I just make this the unhinged version of my twitter where I post random bullshit off the top of my head
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
"matchmaking is fixed" ok tell me why i got the same 500 game rando on my team TWICE IN A ROW
January 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
ok so I circled the starters I actually like enough to keep in my ingame team

the white line is for starters I've picked the most

yes this means that for most gens, I box my starter early in the game (sometimes I keep it in my party to passively gain xp to evolve for dex but that's it)
November 22, 2024 at 12:10 PM
hi
November 17, 2024 at 9:09 PM