James T. Kirk
@kirkofficail.bsky.social
Captain of the Starship Enterprise
Known sex haver
he/him
Known sex haver
he/him
do vulcans go through “twink death”
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
do vulcans go through “twink death”
it’s called the Enterprise cause i’m entering her prize aha
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
it’s called the Enterprise cause i’m entering her prize aha
im trippin balls on space gas
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
im trippin balls on space gas
enterprise movie night is canceled because you buffoons will not stop asking for star wars. i hate that movie. luke skywalker is a little bitch
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
enterprise movie night is canceled because you buffoons will not stop asking for star wars. i hate that movie. luke skywalker is a little bitch
just learned about lesbians. hell yeah sisters. women rule.
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
just learned about lesbians. hell yeah sisters. women rule.
the T in James T. Kirk stands for Turtle. i chose it myself because i love that animal
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
the T in James T. Kirk stands for Turtle. i chose it myself because i love that animal
bones has turned himself into a pickle
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
bones has turned himself into a pickle
computer show me vulcan feet pics
November 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
computer show me vulcan feet pics
captains log star date who gives a fuck
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
captains log star date who gives a fuck
i actually have no idea how to fly this thing im glad i dont have to
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
i actually have no idea how to fly this thing im glad i dont have to
need my kirkussy ate
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
need my kirkussy ate
this is a reminder to all staff that klingon costumes are not allowed for the Enterprise halloween party. not only are they culturally insensitive, i also just shot mr chekhov by accident because he came around a corner really fast and i thought he was a real klingon
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
this is a reminder to all staff that klingon costumes are not allowed for the Enterprise halloween party. not only are they culturally insensitive, i also just shot mr chekhov by accident because he came around a corner really fast and i thought he was a real klingon
aw shit i think we just time traveled again
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
aw shit i think we just time traveled again
i only know the names of like 5 people on this starship half these guys could be stowaways and id be none the wiser
October 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i only know the names of like 5 people on this starship half these guys could be stowaways and id be none the wiser
the reason they haven’t made a lego enterprise yet is because i dont think i look good as a minifigure and i wont let them make it without me
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
the reason they haven’t made a lego enterprise yet is because i dont think i look good as a minifigure and i wont let them make it without me
we just found hatsune miku she’s real
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
we just found hatsune miku she’s real
jesus christ i thought i saw a tribble and i nearly shit myself thankfully it was just one of mr spock’s hairballs
October 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
jesus christ i thought i saw a tribble and i nearly shit myself thankfully it was just one of mr spock’s hairballs
This is a message to all crew PLEASE stop saying you are “kirkin’ it”
October 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is a message to all crew PLEASE stop saying you are “kirkin’ it”