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kirbeaver.bsky.social
Kirby 🦫(18+)
@kirbeaver.bsky.social
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They/them, BC Canada
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kirbeaver.bsky.social
I watch canadas drag race too much and I forget that when you go back to normal drag race the judging is fucking horrible bullshit
January 18, 2026 at 8:09 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
Some of y'all got the cutest little dicks 🥰
January 17, 2026 at 5:45 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
Man, I love bondage feelings but I hate bondage aesthetics. I like how rubber feels but I dont like looking at it.
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
Happy Thin Thursday
January 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
I was just playing Hades and she crawled into my arms so I had to stop
January 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
I wanna film porn again

Hmu
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
Have you ever walked out of a movie in theatres? I wanna hear why
December 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
At like 10 years old I was so scared of becoming an adult because I'd have to:
1. Memorize wedding vows
2. Learn how to balance a chequebook
December 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
Can you get to work on this?
December 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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chili-dog.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
Its crazy I spent high school being so into sex ed and stuff and was staunchly like "why would anyone ever have sex with a condom" and now I'm like... I'd rather just not have sex than involve a condom. What's the point
December 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
How is Ariana supposed to convincingly sing these lines?
December 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
I finally found my stickers
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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kirbeaver.bsky.social
Who's gonna get under here?
November 3, 2024 at 11:07 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
Can yall show me your pets? Especially if you got birds or really unique ones
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
Happy wednesday or something
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
Ugly cried
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
My boyfriend is so fucking hot @chili-dog.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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senornutria.bsky.social
Shake it off!

Commission for @banditkir.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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secretshep.bsky.social
Images captured moments before disaster
secretshep.bsky.social Sheppen @secretshep.bsky.social · Sep 15
You guys I think I love baseball
October 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
*hypnos you* ~ remove your pubes........ ~
September 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
kirbeaver.bsky.social
We need so many more tyler robinsons
September 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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elizabethmay.bsky.social
Me five minutes ago: I'm not going to read the Prince Andrew biography, so I'll just read this article about it

Me after reading these two paragraphs: LMAO GOOD GOD
Here follows some claims Lownie makes about Andrew, backed up by testimony from people who knew the prince: He had a member of the royal staff moved from his job for wearing a nylon tie, and another because he had a mole on his face. He had 40 women brought to his hotel room in Thailand over a 5-day visit. Aged 26, he had dozens of stuffed animals on his bed, one of which wore a vest that read “It’s tough being a prince.” He missed his daughter’s 12th birthday party to hang out with Epstein at his Miami beach house. He ran up a bill of £325,000 on helicopters and planes in 2005 alone. He let a Libyan gun smuggler pay for a holiday he took to Tunisia and accepted a present of a bugged MacBook Pro from an attractive woman who turned out to be a Russian spy; he later tried to get himself a free Fabergé egg on an official Kremlin tour. In his role as a special representative for the United Kingdom, he earned, in the diplomatic community, the nickname “His Buffoon Highness” by refusing to follow his briefs and perhaps even read them in the first place. Once, driving his £80,000 Range Rover to Royal Lodge in Great Windsor Park, he found that the gates’ sensor was broken, so, rather than taking a 1-mile detour, he rammed them open, causing thousands of pounds’ worth of damage. Name an undesirable trait a person might have, and this book will demonstrate Andrew having it. He is, in addition to being a sex offender, cruel, easily enraged, stupid, boring, naive, attention-seeking, unfunny, childish, arrogant, and out of touch, as well as a misogynist, a liar, a thief, a bully, a pervert, a bad lover, a bad husband, a bad father, a brat as a child, a brat as a teenager, and a brat as an adult. Just when you’re thinking every possible slight has been leveled at the prince, and that there can surely be no greater depth to which your opinion of him can sink, Lownie relates that staff at Buckingham Palace used to have to clear away collections of “soiled tissues” in his bedroom.
August 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM