The instructions in one of my poorly translated miniature kits states to “polish the ancient feeling” and I think I’ve found my favorite accidental euphemism for masturbation.

Is there a record for having the most cases of Covid, because I think I’m a contender. 🤬

Playing that fun game of “is it hot in here or am I having a hot flash.” 0/10 do not recommend.

I’ve never understood people who buy a big RV to go camping, go to a campground, and then stay inside and watch tv. #thegreatoutdoors #ormaybenot

It’s the night before and I’ve only made mashed potatoes. Is it too early to be over cooking for Thanksgiving?