@kingsleycrisp.bsky.social
Grumpy old cat guy. Pro democracy. Into 60s garage, psychedelic surf guitar, with a bit of jangle pop thrown in.
If the US was a person, it would be sanctioned under the mental health act as a danger to itself and others
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If the US was a person, it would be sanctioned under the mental health act as a danger to itself and others
Trump to Norway; Give me the Peace prize or I'll bomb the fuck out of you.
October 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Trump to Norway; Give me the Peace prize or I'll bomb the fuck out of you.
If Trump dies in office, Vance will shore up the base by rounding up anyone criticising Trump or for failing to mourn Kim Jong-Il style. Rubio or any other challenger will have to out do Vance in this, leading to an arms race in the crack-down business.
September 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If Trump dies in office, Vance will shore up the base by rounding up anyone criticising Trump or for failing to mourn Kim Jong-Il style. Rubio or any other challenger will have to out do Vance in this, leading to an arms race in the crack-down business.
Bolsonaro gets 27 years.
Trump gets rewarded with the top job and bonus immunity powers.
Trump gets rewarded with the top job and bonus immunity powers.
September 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Bolsonaro gets 27 years.
Trump gets rewarded with the top job and bonus immunity powers.
Trump gets rewarded with the top job and bonus immunity powers.
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social NYT calls GOP hypocrisy on the debt ceiling "Ideological Flexibility"
June 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social NYT calls GOP hypocrisy on the debt ceiling "Ideological Flexibility"
Good thing Elon has a bunker
June 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Good thing Elon has a bunker
The longer Taco goes on, the more the country will resemble the sickness inside his head. A Cruel, bullying, empathy-less, ignorant, hateful, victim. A friendless mess, only tolerated by other bullies because they know a mark when they see one.
May 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The longer Taco goes on, the more the country will resemble the sickness inside his head. A Cruel, bullying, empathy-less, ignorant, hateful, victim. A friendless mess, only tolerated by other bullies because they know a mark when they see one.
"The terrorist attack in Pakistan would never have happened if Trump was President." Trump
May 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"The terrorist attack in Pakistan would never have happened if Trump was President." Trump
Australian elections: The centre left party has won reelection. The Trump-adjacent party lost. The "Trumpet of Patriots" party (yes you read that right) got less than 3% of the vote.
The "Trump Effect" strikes again.; That shit doesn't fly down under.
The "Trump Effect" strikes again.; That shit doesn't fly down under.
May 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Australian elections: The centre left party has won reelection. The Trump-adjacent party lost. The "Trumpet of Patriots" party (yes you read that right) got less than 3% of the vote.
The "Trump Effect" strikes again.; That shit doesn't fly down under.
The "Trump Effect" strikes again.; That shit doesn't fly down under.
Poor Elon. How could he possibly have known that hitching his wagon to Trump would lead to financial, vocational, social and reputational degradation.
April 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Poor Elon. How could he possibly have known that hitching his wagon to Trump would lead to financial, vocational, social and reputational degradation.
The leopards are going to need Ozempic
April 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The leopards are going to need Ozempic
Find the most fierce critic of Trump that you know....hear them out....and know this with absolute clarity and certainty .....he's worse
April 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Find the most fierce critic of Trump that you know....hear them out....and know this with absolute clarity and certainty .....he's worse
This is a take the keys away from grandpa moment.....congress needs to step up
April 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This is a take the keys away from grandpa moment.....congress needs to step up
It's a pathocracy. The country is reflecting his pathology. Hate filled, bullying, destroying anything that is decent....elevating cruelty....punching down....looking atthose who are even bigger bullies with envy....ultimately self-sabotaging...the country is the mark
April 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It's a pathocracy. The country is reflecting his pathology. Hate filled, bullying, destroying anything that is decent....elevating cruelty....punching down....looking atthose who are even bigger bullies with envy....ultimately self-sabotaging...the country is the mark
According to Goldberg, Hegseth named an undercover CIA operative in that ludicrous group chat. She would now have to be pulled....imagine the work that was needed to get her in that position....all down the drain. I mean, she has been pulled, right???
March 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
According to Goldberg, Hegseth named an undercover CIA operative in that ludicrous group chat. She would now have to be pulled....imagine the work that was needed to get her in that position....all down the drain. I mean, she has been pulled, right???
Reposted
Hey friends, I came across this in someones timeline. Never a truer word spoken about Mr Dicktator!!! Please share so those that voted for this nightmare can feel publicly shamed!Everyone deserves peace and morality in their lives. Well except the MAGATS that voted for this shit show. Repost, Linda💞
March 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hey friends, I came across this in someones timeline. Never a truer word spoken about Mr Dicktator!!! Please share so those that voted for this nightmare can feel publicly shamed!Everyone deserves peace and morality in their lives. Well except the MAGATS that voted for this shit show. Repost, Linda💞
Q. What's the difference between Musk and his rockets?
A. Both will crash and burn repeatedly, but only one will come down to earth
A. Both will crash and burn repeatedly, but only one will come down to earth
March 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Q. What's the difference between Musk and his rockets?
A. Both will crash and burn repeatedly, but only one will come down to earth
A. Both will crash and burn repeatedly, but only one will come down to earth
Putin is the only person Trump has fully paid for services rendered.
March 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Putin is the only person Trump has fully paid for services rendered.
As amateur song writing hobbyist, I have to say that it is becoming increasingly difficult to write a love-gone-wrong type song from any angle that Taylor Swift hasn't already covered.
February 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
As amateur song writing hobbyist, I have to say that it is becoming increasingly difficult to write a love-gone-wrong type song from any angle that Taylor Swift hasn't already covered.
Trump's personality disordered pathological lying and his cognitive decline are in a ven diagram shoot out, while the world hangs on his every word.
February 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Trump's personality disordered pathological lying and his cognitive decline are in a ven diagram shoot out, while the world hangs on his every word.
1. Took a shit-ton of Ketamine
2. Tried to remember where I left my chainsaw
3. Spent an hour looking for my sunglasses before realising I was waring them
4. Actively avoided contact with my children
5. Practiced my Sieg Heil saluting style in front of a full length mirror
2. Tried to remember where I left my chainsaw
3. Spent an hour looking for my sunglasses before realising I was waring them
4. Actively avoided contact with my children
5. Practiced my Sieg Heil saluting style in front of a full length mirror
February 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
1. Took a shit-ton of Ketamine
2. Tried to remember where I left my chainsaw
3. Spent an hour looking for my sunglasses before realising I was waring them
4. Actively avoided contact with my children
5. Practiced my Sieg Heil saluting style in front of a full length mirror
2. Tried to remember where I left my chainsaw
3. Spent an hour looking for my sunglasses before realising I was waring them
4. Actively avoided contact with my children
5. Practiced my Sieg Heil saluting style in front of a full length mirror
There is a non-zero chance that musk will find a shit ton of gold "missing" from Fort Knox, which Trump will pocket and then send Kash Patel to frame and arrest Trump's latest enemy of the week.
February 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
There is a non-zero chance that musk will find a shit ton of gold "missing" from Fort Knox, which Trump will pocket and then send Kash Patel to frame and arrest Trump's latest enemy of the week.
Musk and Bannon have been at war. Can their mutual love of Nazi salutes heal the rift?
February 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Musk and Bannon have been at war. Can their mutual love of Nazi salutes heal the rift?
Where the fuck are all the student protesters with their "free Palestine" and "from the river to the sea" signs. Where the actual fuck?
February 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Where the fuck are all the student protesters with their "free Palestine" and "from the river to the sea" signs. Where the actual fuck?