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KING COHOZUNA
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THE KING IS HERE
COHOZUNA SHITPOST RP BLOG
I LIKE BEING LOUD
ATTENTION ALL SALMON
IN AN EFFORT TO GET THE SMALLFRY TO EAT MORE VEGETABLES, ALL RATIONS HAVE BEEN EQUIPPED WITH NUTRITION GOOP.
IT’S AT LEAST 32% VEGETABLE. WE DON’T KNOW WHAT THE OTHER 68% IS BUT THE SMALLFRY HAVE RESPONDED POSITIVELY SO FAR.
MORE SOON.
March 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’M GONNA BE POSTING SOME OF MY OLDER POSTS FROM OTHER PLATFORMS HERE BECAUSE THEY’RE FUNNY AND I SAID SO
December 28, 2024 at 12:11 AM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, TF2 COMIC 7 IS OUT. READ IT.

www.teamfortress.com/tf07_thedays...
Team Fortress #7 - The Days Have Worn Away
www.teamfortress.com
December 20, 2024 at 9:58 PM
HI
I’M A GIANT EVIL FISH
THE KING OF ALL THAT IS SALMON
HEAR ME AND TREMBLE, YADDA YADDA ROYAL STUFF
I’M ALSO YOUR NEW OVERLORD. HI BLUESKY!
ANYWAY THE SMALLFRY ARE APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION RAPIDLY SO EITHER START RUNNING OR JOIN THE SALMON SIDE
- COHOZUNA
October 20, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I’M HERE NOW TOO. YOU CAN’T BE RID OF ME.
October 17, 2024 at 12:43 PM