NYC is the only place in the world where you can watch some dude on a Citibike drive by blasting a silent film soundtrack from speakers.

I’m pretty certain I speak for all New Yorkers when I say we’d MUCH rather have money invested in fixing all the daily “signal problems” on the train than adding more cops to watch people get set on fire or play Candy Crush

Being able to see likes on instagram shows me that CLEARLY I’m not following as many pornstars as my friends.

Genuinely asking the universe… why this dude at the gym does his set and then walks halfway across the the floor to do a 6 second set of speed bag on the incline press pad next to me?

I need to understand this

Yeah… that’s me… hitting the weights in my garage… listening to the Sunset Boulevard soundtrack…

I wish people realized that the percentage of people at a wrestling show who have never seen wrestling before is never zero and is often significant.

Also, the number of people who have been watching pro wrestling for longer than 2 years and is never 100% and often small.

when a billionaire dies:

My first ever Grandpa Simpson moment: seeing a kid on the train dressed exactly how I did when I was in high school.

Only difference is… these clothes are fashionable now.

I was 20 years ahead of the curve!

Am I the only person that thinks The Bee Gees are completely unlistenable?

Figured I'd share a bunch of my designs that are merch for CabaRestle stuff. Feel free to share the ones you like and get some attention for CabaRestle...

“The old school ‘local hero vs outsider villain’ stuff doesn’t work anymore”

Bruh. Have you ever been announced from New Jersey on any New York show?!?!

***GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT***

Hello, Lovelies! This week we celebrate the season by welcoming "The Money Dragon" Angelo Carter to the show! Download & Listen Thursday Lovelies!

Here comes tha big dawg

LETSGOOO!!!! Follow Logan, he's a good dude.

EVERYONE GO GIVE THIS WRESTLER A FOLLOW!!

Welcome to the dark side @kingofchaosnyc.bsky.social

#wrestlesky #blitzkrieg 🤼‍♂️🤼🤼‍♀️

Pops is on Bluesky

Hey #WrestleSky 🤼

Logan is here now!

We were all told “if everyone jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?!?!”

Guess we all decided to jump.

Welcome to Bluesky