King Haris
@kingharis.bsky.social
You can't spell CHARISMA without HARIS
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social You stole that "Jesus can make fish appear anywhere" joke from here: share.google/tugZ37McbAIq...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2006-06-08
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2006-06-08
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February 9, 2026 at 3:22 PM
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social You stole that "Jesus can make fish appear anywhere" joke from here: share.google/tugZ37McbAIq...
So is anything ever gonna happen to anyone in the Epstein files, or will this be another such thing that gets settled with a Kendrick Lamar diss track?
February 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
So is anything ever gonna happen to anyone in the Epstein files, or will this be another such thing that gets settled with a Kendrick Lamar diss track?
The most annoying thing about fixing your home network is that doing almost anything will fix it for a little while.
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The most annoying thing about fixing your home network is that doing almost anything will fix it for a little while.
NPR's new fundraising slogan is one step short of "donate or our children will starve."
December 31, 2025 at 10:35 AM
NPR's new fundraising slogan is one step short of "donate or our children will starve."
A fun thing about ordering people's presents from Kickstarter is that those things are inevitably way late so you get to make someone happy on like January 27th which is a way more depressing time of year than the holiday season.
December 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A fun thing about ordering people's presents from Kickstarter is that those things are inevitably way late so you get to make someone happy on like January 27th which is a way more depressing time of year than the holiday season.
@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social Vandy wuz robbed
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social Vandy wuz robbed
Stranger Things keeps raising the bar for how annoying a character can be.
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Stranger Things keeps raising the bar for how annoying a character can be.
Brb, going to the bathroom to release some Epstein files.
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Brb, going to the bathroom to release some Epstein files.
I see the Resistance lost Teen Vogue but gained Marjorie Taylor Green.
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I see the Resistance lost Teen Vogue but gained Marjorie Taylor Green.
Tonight they won't sleep well in Baton Rouge. #AnchorDown
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Tonight they won't sleep well in Baton Rouge. #AnchorDown
Tonight they won't sleep well in Tuscaloosa.
October 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Tonight they won't sleep well in Tuscaloosa.
@proptermalone.bsky.social I'm gonna like you less until the Titans get a coach who's either more competent or sounds less like you
October 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@proptermalone.bsky.social I'm gonna like you less until the Titans get a coach who's either more competent or sounds less like you
@sorenbowie.bsky.social I've just lost 2 hours to rearranging apps
October 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
@sorenbowie.bsky.social I've just lost 2 hours to rearranging apps
@kenwhite.bsky.social I bet I survive strict scrutiny:
The only exceptions to the Amendment I accept:
1. Firms must respond when they reject your application.
2. No team may be called "undefeated" before their season is at least 1/3 over.
3. You have to sing the 3 hidden beats in Sweet Caroline.
The only exceptions to the Amendment I accept:
1. Firms must respond when they reject your application.
2. No team may be called "undefeated" before their season is at least 1/3 over.
3. You have to sing the 3 hidden beats in Sweet Caroline.
September 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@kenwhite.bsky.social I bet I survive strict scrutiny:
The only exceptions to the Amendment I accept:
1. Firms must respond when they reject your application.
2. No team may be called "undefeated" before their season is at least 1/3 over.
3. You have to sing the 3 hidden beats in Sweet Caroline.
The only exceptions to the Amendment I accept:
1. Firms must respond when they reject your application.
2. No team may be called "undefeated" before their season is at least 1/3 over.
3. You have to sing the 3 hidden beats in Sweet Caroline.
Really worried that everyone else has real impostor syndrome while I'm just faking it.
September 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Really worried that everyone else has real impostor syndrome while I'm just faking it.
I realize everyone's distracted but surely the expression should be "forth and back."
September 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I realize everyone's distracted but surely the expression should be "forth and back."
@sorenbowie.bsky.social You should really save gems like "basin wrench" for paying subscribers. I just ordered one and in two days I'll get to look good in front of my wife after installing a better faucet that she's probably forgotten about months ago.
September 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@sorenbowie.bsky.social You should really save gems like "basin wrench" for paying subscribers. I just ordered one and in two days I'll get to look good in front of my wife after installing a better faucet that she's probably forgotten about months ago.
@phoebebovy.bsky.social it's Chris Arr-NUH-dee
August 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@phoebebovy.bsky.social it's Chris Arr-NUH-dee
My daughters were against upzoning the fairy village but they now concede that the added density is supporting a more livable and fiscally sound magical realm. @stephenjacobsmith.com
July 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My daughters were against upzoning the fairy village but they now concede that the added density is supporting a more livable and fiscally sound magical realm. @stephenjacobsmith.com
Me, 2022: Ugh, tennis has gotten so predictable, I can't wait until it's not the same 3 guys winning evening
*monkey's paw curls*
*monkey's paw curls*
July 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Me, 2022: Ugh, tennis has gotten so predictable, I can't wait until it's not the same 3 guys winning evening
*monkey's paw curls*
*monkey's paw curls*
The 3yo left the dinner table to run around shouting "Liberty!"
July 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The 3yo left the dinner table to run around shouting "Liberty!"
My "Not on Epstein's List" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
July 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My "Not on Epstein's List" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Reposted by King Haris
July 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
USA is good, on net.
July 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
USA is good, on net.
July 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM