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Jack Burton
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Super cool automatic karate tiger man.
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Guy at Barcade Pretty Sure Ms. Pac-Man Wants to Fuck Him
Guy at Barcade Pretty Sure Ms. Pac-Man Wants to Fuck Him
A patron at Coinline, a local bar that hosts dozens of retro arcade cabinets, is fairly certain that Ms. Pac-Man wants to screw his brains out.
hard-drive.net
October 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Drawing with @/kingdude9000 (on twitter)
Looks like Jack didn't pick the right place for the weight gain and only realized it after he's imobile and I was trapped underneath him I think this is just the beginning, looks like he intends to put a lot more weight while squish me
September 28, 2023 at 8:08 PM
I want to say farewell to one of my best friends I've had for years. She was such a feisty little fireball that everyone adored and just an absolute sweetheart. Rest easy Artemis as you don't have to suffer anymore. Artemis 2019-2025
September 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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So word's been getting around~ >_<

Ft. @mastersauce.bsky.social and @kingdude9000.bsky.social

(Part 22 (heeh yep is still goin~))
August 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Cursed furry chatter
August 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Been making a silent note of artists that don't bother to talk about the looming payment processors openly and operate business-as-usual
You can ignore this as much as you want, but this affects you just as much as everyone else and your lack of support hurts us, and it'll hurt you too in time.
August 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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August 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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July 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
People should come party with me in Vr sometime.
June 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Cow wonders...
June 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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A big widening wah~ x3

For @thatredpanda.bsky.social
June 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Holy fuck this shit was good
June 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Cow [✅] - Bikini [✅] - Big [✅]
June 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
You know, Furality was actually super fun. First VR con!
June 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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"Jazzy NYC '99 (Alex & Ken Stage)[Console ver.]"

Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike - Fight for the Future (1999)
May 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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speedy quickie fa(s)t thing for a friend named Jack
September 23, 2023 at 4:25 PM
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hey so me and my friends spent like three years dubbing the 1986 Mario movie as if it was actually dubbed in the 80s. It’s got everything- bizarre translation, questionable voice direction, and the replacement of all Japanese food. Also new English songs. It’ll be out this Saturday.
May 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Current mood
April 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Insane normal
April 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (1986)
April 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I don't think money, lockpicks, arrows, or other clutter having weight in an RPG is a bad thing
It's really weird to assume one would be normally carrying hundreds or even thousands of something at one time and not expect it to be a hassle.
What's a couple more beans to count, anyway?
April 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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She got the case of the expanding hips! Colored Doodle Sketch Commission for Amarith!
April 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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She got a big umbrella. Colored Doodle Sketch Commission for Jedikitsune.
April 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM