I wish I could be this blissful and unaware U_U

Your bluesky accounts will never be hidden from me.

Me: I'm hungry what can I eat for lunch?

My stereotypical fat friend: "Pizza! 😋"

My stereotypical nerdy friend: "I think that the best lunch would be a balance of proteins, carbs, and a little bit of healthy fats! ☝️🤓"

Stereotypical bully: "How about a knuckle sandwich?"

assorted snowballs

So I’ve blocked you. Wondering why?
Please consult the criteria below:

✔️You done a racism.
✔️You done a sexism.
✔️You done a bi-erasure.
✔️You heckin disrespected sex work.
✔️You called me “Kind and Cuckold”

Bluesky is my weapon of justice, and the block button my bullet. Pow.

This UI is so dog shit everyone looks like they’re replying to the same post

Goodbye everyone. I’m going back to civilization

Oh my god… and you did it at my birthday dinner

HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m going insane this app feels like a hospital

Wait I’m finally a small account again… I’m just like everyone else… finally…

THIS PLACE SUCKS!!

Why is this website feel like a half melted popsicle everything feels so melty and weird on the eyes and wrong

Hello World!