TFW the person you're meeting with gets the time wrong, which means you're not late after all, and you can go ahead and give yourself that point on the "adulting" scoreboard you keep in your head #nonneurotypical #ahhhhh

Cat Conspiracy Theories Part 5: The humans have a vast network of machines that tell them when they are allowed to feed us. That's why they don't pay attention to our cries of hunger - the food is all planned out by the machines

You don't need supernatural explanations to experience wonder, connection, morality. Humanism is enough.