Satyr
@kiltedsatyr.bsky.social
They/He and sometimes She, I'm Satyr. I'm the Prematurely Greying Nonbinary Soft Dom Daddy to @alerilad.bsky.social
What's yalls thoughts? normal hair or daddy hair that I'm dubbing the Jack Black. I'm learning how to do hair currently
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
What's yalls thoughts? normal hair or daddy hair that I'm dubbing the Jack Black. I'm learning how to do hair currently
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this goes right along with my theory that the AI obsession in *users* is often bc…
1. they were never educated (esp "ipad generation") & don't know how computers work
2. our tools and services are all SO AWFUL NOW, degraded at best, actively user-hostile at worst
1. they were never educated (esp "ipad generation") & don't know how computers work
2. our tools and services are all SO AWFUL NOW, degraded at best, actively user-hostile at worst
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
this goes right along with my theory that the AI obsession in *users* is often bc…
1. they were never educated (esp "ipad generation") & don't know how computers work
2. our tools and services are all SO AWFUL NOW, degraded at best, actively user-hostile at worst
1. they were never educated (esp "ipad generation") & don't know how computers work
2. our tools and services are all SO AWFUL NOW, degraded at best, actively user-hostile at worst
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Did Blender help you this year? Help back! 🧡
If every active user contributed $5 this month, Blender would be funded for the entire year 2026. Professional 3D software. No subscriptions. No limits. Just your support.
Do your part. Donate today.
www.blender.org/news/give-ba...
#b3d
If every active user contributed $5 this month, Blender would be funded for the entire year 2026. Professional 3D software. No subscriptions. No limits. Just your support.
Do your part. Donate today.
www.blender.org/news/give-ba...
#b3d
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Did Blender help you this year? Help back! 🧡
If every active user contributed $5 this month, Blender would be funded for the entire year 2026. Professional 3D software. No subscriptions. No limits. Just your support.
Do your part. Donate today.
www.blender.org/news/give-ba...
#b3d
If every active user contributed $5 this month, Blender would be funded for the entire year 2026. Professional 3D software. No subscriptions. No limits. Just your support.
Do your part. Donate today.
www.blender.org/news/give-ba...
#b3d
so I've been teaching myself some blender. I got my model from heroforge. I only know how to color by splitting everything and using a shader. I also started learning how to do fur. it isn't looking how I want but I'm doing what I can
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
so I've been teaching myself some blender. I got my model from heroforge. I only know how to color by splitting everything and using a shader. I also started learning how to do fur. it isn't looking how I want but I'm doing what I can
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Demand That Chuck Schumer Step Down As Minority Leader
Sign the petition: c.org/c5PbGWk6hM
(Change(dot)org will ask you to donate. You *do not* need to donate.)
Sign the petition: c.org/c5PbGWk6hM
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Sign the Petition
Demand That Chuck Schumer Step Down As Minority Leader
c.org
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Demand That Chuck Schumer Step Down As Minority Leader
Sign the petition: c.org/c5PbGWk6hM
(Change(dot)org will ask you to donate. You *do not* need to donate.)
Sign the petition: c.org/c5PbGWk6hM
(Change(dot)org will ask you to donate. You *do not* need to donate.)
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God this pic makes my junk look so fat
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
God this pic makes my junk look so fat
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Anyway I hadn't heard anyone talking about this, so I guess I'm gonna talk about it. Spread the word if you're thinking about doing an nsfw KS project, Stripe apparently might pull your funding at literally any step of the process, with zero warning!
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Anyway I hadn't heard anyone talking about this, so I guess I'm gonna talk about it. Spread the word if you're thinking about doing an nsfw KS project, Stripe apparently might pull your funding at literally any step of the process, with zero warning!
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I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
man youtube has a problem. how is this ad allowed on youtube
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
man youtube has a problem. how is this ad allowed on youtube
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is Halloween times! be careful or I might split you in half...with my cleaver
October 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
is Halloween times! be careful or I might split you in half...with my cleaver
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Oh no, daddy, your dick is so thick.
You ever just be bored?
You ever just be bored?
October 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh no, daddy, your dick is so thick.
You ever just be bored?
You ever just be bored?
Anyone else get these visually terrible ads for YouTube? The asmr thumbnail that feels AI manipulated. I fucking hate them. They repulse me. It actively makes me want to avoid YouTube and i definitely don't want premium lite specifically because these ads are so visually repulsive
October 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Anyone else get these visually terrible ads for YouTube? The asmr thumbnail that feels AI manipulated. I fucking hate them. They repulse me. It actively makes me want to avoid YouTube and i definitely don't want premium lite specifically because these ads are so visually repulsive
God this pic makes my junk look so fat
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
God this pic makes my junk look so fat
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What is "plenary authority" and why is it a big deal that Miller said that Trump has it over the national guard?
October 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What is "plenary authority" and why is it a big deal that Miller said that Trump has it over the national guard?
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"The After Hours"
--
"Listen, Rookie, it's called 'blending in'.
Our contact is gonna sniff us out in a picosecond if we don't looks like locals.
Now, be a good little helper and drink some of this, would ya? Just...loosen up a little.
It's a club for flark's sake."
--
"Listen, Rookie, it's called 'blending in'.
Our contact is gonna sniff us out in a picosecond if we don't looks like locals.
Now, be a good little helper and drink some of this, would ya? Just...loosen up a little.
It's a club for flark's sake."
September 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"The After Hours"
--
"Listen, Rookie, it's called 'blending in'.
Our contact is gonna sniff us out in a picosecond if we don't looks like locals.
Now, be a good little helper and drink some of this, would ya? Just...loosen up a little.
It's a club for flark's sake."
--
"Listen, Rookie, it's called 'blending in'.
Our contact is gonna sniff us out in a picosecond if we don't looks like locals.
Now, be a good little helper and drink some of this, would ya? Just...loosen up a little.
It's a club for flark's sake."
I swear, if I go to work and people get raptured, its gonna be a good day.
September 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I swear, if I go to work and people get raptured, its gonna be a good day.