Ghost Pirate LeChuck
@killpack.bsky.social
Sailing the seas of Monkey Island.
My Bluesky is all vomit guy and war crimes. Sometimes in the same sentence.
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My Bluesky is all vomit guy and war crimes. Sometimes in the same sentence.
@tvaziri.com your recent posts about Commando made me rewatch it. Seeing Bill Paxton was a pleasant surprise.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
@tvaziri.com your recent posts about Commando made me rewatch it. Seeing Bill Paxton was a pleasant surprise.
Arne Slot’s 4 loss streak is now half an Ange Postecoglou. @okwonga.bsky.social @ryanhunn.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Arne Slot’s 4 loss streak is now half an Ange Postecoglou. @okwonga.bsky.social @ryanhunn.bsky.social
@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social Does the EPL require managers to tell the truth about a player’s injury status? Thinking Arteta could claim someone is out for several weeks only to surprise an opponent by naming the player in the game day squad. #arsecastextra
April 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social Does the EPL require managers to tell the truth about a player’s injury status? Thinking Arteta could claim someone is out for several weeks only to surprise an opponent by naming the player in the game day squad. #arsecastextra
You say: Angelina Ballerina 🩰
I say: Anhelina Kalinina 🎾
I say: Anhelina Kalinina 🎾
March 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You say: Angelina Ballerina 🩰
I say: Anhelina Kalinina 🎾
I say: Anhelina Kalinina 🎾
INTERIOR. DIMLY LIT. A FIGURE SITS BEHIND A DESK SMOKING, THE SMOKE COILS UP, ILLUMINATED BY THE NEON SIGN OUTSIDE.
Me: <a long pull on the cigarette> Back in the Database Wars of 2010 I had to deal with an issue just like th-
Sony PSN SREs: NOT NOW!
PSN having a tough time today
Me: <a long pull on the cigarette> Back in the Database Wars of 2010 I had to deal with an issue just like th-
Sony PSN SREs: NOT NOW!
PSN having a tough time today
February 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
INTERIOR. DIMLY LIT. A FIGURE SITS BEHIND A DESK SMOKING, THE SMOKE COILS UP, ILLUMINATED BY THE NEON SIGN OUTSIDE.
Me: <a long pull on the cigarette> Back in the Database Wars of 2010 I had to deal with an issue just like th-
Sony PSN SREs: NOT NOW!
PSN having a tough time today
Me: <a long pull on the cigarette> Back in the Database Wars of 2010 I had to deal with an issue just like th-
Sony PSN SREs: NOT NOW!
PSN having a tough time today
@arseblog.com Question for the pod - if Havertz scores his chance to make it 2-0, do Arsenal go on to win as emphatically? Might Pep have gone more defensive in the second half?
February 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
@arseblog.com Question for the pod - if Havertz scores his chance to make it 2-0, do Arsenal go on to win as emphatically? Might Pep have gone more defensive in the second half?
@caseynewton.bsky.social A delicious irony how the Hard Fork emergency podcast episode on DeepSeek starts with a breathless Oracle Cloud ad about lowering the cost of your AI workloads.
January 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@caseynewton.bsky.social A delicious irony how the Hard Fork emergency podcast episode on DeepSeek starts with a breathless Oracle Cloud ad about lowering the cost of your AI workloads.
@gunnerblog.bsky.social More like Leandro Crossard, amirite?
January 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
@gunnerblog.bsky.social More like Leandro Crossard, amirite?
Meta’s pivot to “masculine energy” is a good reminder that society should not rely on corporations to uphold the cultural values we wish to see.
January 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Meta’s pivot to “masculine energy” is a good reminder that society should not rely on corporations to uphold the cultural values we wish to see.
Me: Last time ChatGPT got it very wrong. Maybe this time it will be correct?
Gell-Mann: Wet streets cause rain.
Gell-Mann: Wet streets cause rain.
January 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Me: Last time ChatGPT got it very wrong. Maybe this time it will be correct?
Gell-Mann: Wet streets cause rain.
Gell-Mann: Wet streets cause rain.
This is a wild stat about Man City’s recent form - equal to the team at the bottom of the league, and Southampton play tomorrow.
“Relegation form”
“Relegation form”
December 21, 2024 at 8:35 PM
This is a wild stat about Man City’s recent form - equal to the team at the bottom of the league, and Southampton play tomorrow.
“Relegation form”
“Relegation form”
Ho ho ho, 'tis the season of Christmas Shoes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10...
h/t @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10...
h/t @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes
YouTube video by billybobjomes
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Ho ho ho, 'tis the season of Christmas Shoes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10...
h/t @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10...
h/t @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Life before mobile phones was wild. You would agree to meet a friend somewhere, and then you would have to wait for an hour hoping they show.
December 6, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Life before mobile phones was wild. You would agree to meet a friend somewhere, and then you would have to wait for an hour hoping they show.
We’ve had pasteurization for at least 129 years and it has been a public health triumph.
arstechnica.com/health/2024/...
arstechnica.com/health/2024/...
Raw milk recalled for containing bird flu virus, California reports
One more reason drinking raw milk is a bad idea.
arstechnica.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:53 PM
We’ve had pasteurization for at least 129 years and it has been a public health triumph.
arstechnica.com/health/2024/...
arstechnica.com/health/2024/...
Follow Me Around - Radiohead.
The MPIE version is my favorite, but this is a close second. The visuals are fantastic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o4_...
@kottke.org you may appreciate
The MPIE version is my favorite, but this is a close second. The visuals are fantastic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o4_...
@kottke.org you may appreciate
Thom Yorke - Follow Me Around (Everything Tour) Live @ Tokyo Garden Theater - Koto City, Tokyo Japan
YouTube video by lordazuretwentyfive
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Follow Me Around - Radiohead.
The MPIE version is my favorite, but this is a close second. The visuals are fantastic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o4_...
@kottke.org you may appreciate
The MPIE version is my favorite, but this is a close second. The visuals are fantastic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o4_...
@kottke.org you may appreciate
When our kids travel their toilet schedules are thrown off, and we are treated to a Cambrian Explosion of soiled underwear and constipated meltdowns.
November 26, 2024 at 2:59 AM
When our kids travel their toilet schedules are thrown off, and we are treated to a Cambrian Explosion of soiled underwear and constipated meltdowns.
BBC 2 had the best channel idents.
My personal favorite:
My personal favorite:
November 26, 2024 at 1:39 AM
BBC 2 had the best channel idents.
My personal favorite:
My personal favorite:
Me: I’ll just log in and resume where I left off…
Streaming: Want to watch our new movie instead?
Me: No
Them: Okay… what about a true crime documentary series?
Me: N-
Them: A competitive baker is accused of killing a rival by filling their lungs with butter frosting!
Me: FFS! Just resume!
Streaming: Want to watch our new movie instead?
Me: No
Them: Okay… what about a true crime documentary series?
Me: N-
Them: A competitive baker is accused of killing a rival by filling their lungs with butter frosting!
Me: FFS! Just resume!
November 26, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Me: I’ll just log in and resume where I left off…
Streaming: Want to watch our new movie instead?
Me: No
Them: Okay… what about a true crime documentary series?
Me: N-
Them: A competitive baker is accused of killing a rival by filling their lungs with butter frosting!
Me: FFS! Just resume!
Streaming: Want to watch our new movie instead?
Me: No
Them: Okay… what about a true crime documentary series?
Me: N-
Them: A competitive baker is accused of killing a rival by filling their lungs with butter frosting!
Me: FFS! Just resume!
Waiting for the Netflix documentary series about the high stakes sport of competitive rochambeau “Rock Paper Winners”.
July 12, 2023 at 10:25 AM
Waiting for the Netflix documentary series about the high stakes sport of competitive rochambeau “Rock Paper Winners”.
As I approach my dying breath alone in hospital, the phone rings.
Disembodied voice: On a scale of 1 to 5, where 1 is the best and 5 the worst imaginable how would you rate your health care?
I press 7 and hang up.
Disembodied voice: On a scale of 1 to 5, where 1 is the best and 5 the worst imaginable how would you rate your health care?
I press 7 and hang up.
July 7, 2023 at 8:03 PM
As I approach my dying breath alone in hospital, the phone rings.
Disembodied voice: On a scale of 1 to 5, where 1 is the best and 5 the worst imaginable how would you rate your health care?
I press 7 and hang up.
Disembodied voice: On a scale of 1 to 5, where 1 is the best and 5 the worst imaginable how would you rate your health care?
I press 7 and hang up.
That’s not … that’s not how chairs work.
July 7, 2023 at 10:58 AM
That’s not … that’s not how chairs work.
A pleasant surprise. I was lucky enough to be involved in the scene during my best programming years. Wonderful to think that a bunch of kids hacking away in their homes, competing with each other to push their parents computers to new heights, would later be recognized as a cultural heritage.
Demoscene accepted as UNESCO cultural heritage in The Netherlands - Demoscene - The Art of Coding
Today the demoscene was accepted as Dutch national intangible cultural heritage. We very happy about the success of the Dutch demoscene to be accepted as a living national cultural heritage! The Dutch...
demoscene-the-art-of-coding.net
July 6, 2023 at 10:24 AM
A pleasant surprise. I was lucky enough to be involved in the scene during my best programming years. Wonderful to think that a bunch of kids hacking away in their homes, competing with each other to push their parents computers to new heights, would later be recognized as a cultural heritage.
Want: ChatPDF but it summarizes legal agreements.
June 27, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Want: ChatPDF but it summarizes legal agreements.