If you call my workplace and I pick up you should know in your heart there’s a 90% chance you interrupted me reading yuri about grown women suicide-baiting each other.

*said in a tone reminiscent of an overworked person asking for a smoke break* I need to be justly killed by someone I’ve wronged

Born too late to be a lighthouse keeper but born just in time to read copious amounts of yuri manga on my phone, truly you do win some and lose some.