Kieronymous
@kieronymous.bsky.social
Water engineer. Outdoorsy type. Bike advocate. Increasingly unsurprised. Him/he. Yup :)
This Halloween, I’m thinking of dressing up as a bike lane and turning up at the mayor’s house.
October 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
This Halloween, I’m thinking of dressing up as a bike lane and turning up at the mayor’s house.
Radical left (alleged): smashes a politician’s window.
Radical right (definite): walks into a mosque, armed to the teeth…
Short memories out there, huh?
#nzpol
Radical right (definite): walks into a mosque, armed to the teeth…
Short memories out there, huh?
#nzpol
October 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Radical left (alleged): smashes a politician’s window.
Radical right (definite): walks into a mosque, armed to the teeth…
Short memories out there, huh?
#nzpol
Radical right (definite): walks into a mosque, armed to the teeth…
Short memories out there, huh?
#nzpol
Apparently Kirk’s death at the hands of a lone gunman was ‘organised political violence’, but Jan 6th wasn’t. Okay.
September 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Apparently Kirk’s death at the hands of a lone gunman was ‘organised political violence’, but Jan 6th wasn’t. Okay.
Live by the sword?
September 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Live by the sword?
Taskmaster NZ is arguably better than Taskmaster.
September 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Taskmaster NZ is arguably better than Taskmaster.
As a UK and NZ citizen:
I oppose genocide.
I support Palestine Action.
Come get me, you fucks.
I oppose genocide.
I support Palestine Action.
Come get me, you fucks.
August 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
As a UK and NZ citizen:
I oppose genocide.
I support Palestine Action.
Come get me, you fucks.
I oppose genocide.
I support Palestine Action.
Come get me, you fucks.
I guess some son of a nuclear scientist right now is the next bin Laden.
June 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I guess some son of a nuclear scientist right now is the next bin Laden.
Two questions.
1. Should we rejoin Twitter?
2. Is there enough popcorn?
1. Should we rejoin Twitter?
2. Is there enough popcorn?
June 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Two questions.
1. Should we rejoin Twitter?
2. Is there enough popcorn?
1. Should we rejoin Twitter?
2. Is there enough popcorn?
Apparently I’ll never know love because I haven’t been to space. For 15 minutes. OK Katy. I was never a fan, and now I’m double not a fan. GFY.
April 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Apparently I’ll never know love because I haven’t been to space. For 15 minutes. OK Katy. I was never a fan, and now I’m double not a fan. GFY.
Sell stock. Announce tariffs. Buy stock back. Roll back tariffs.
Easiest money ever.
You just need to be in charge.
Easiest money ever.
You just need to be in charge.
April 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Sell stock. Announce tariffs. Buy stock back. Roll back tariffs.
Easiest money ever.
You just need to be in charge.
Easiest money ever.
You just need to be in charge.
On the LA River: “they didn’t put it anywhere. Everyone just moved to Southern California and bought cars, and nature took its course.”
@iwriteok.bsky.social
Chapeau, sir.
@iwriteok.bsky.social
Chapeau, sir.
February 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
On the LA River: “they didn’t put it anywhere. Everyone just moved to Southern California and bought cars, and nature took its course.”
@iwriteok.bsky.social
Chapeau, sir.
@iwriteok.bsky.social
Chapeau, sir.
I hear new Teslas will come in any colour you like. As long as it’s white.
January 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I hear new Teslas will come in any colour you like. As long as it’s white.
“Simeon Brown is the right person to deliver ruthless execution in the health sector.” - Luxon. Phrasing, Chris, phrasing. 😖
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“Simeon Brown is the right person to deliver ruthless execution in the health sector.” - Luxon. Phrasing, Chris, phrasing. 😖
So I paid for Nebula, but all it’s recommending is stuff I’ve already seen on YouTube 😑
January 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So I paid for Nebula, but all it’s recommending is stuff I’ve already seen on YouTube 😑
Bikes are safer than cars in the same way that rugby is safer than gridiron. Only, waay more so.
January 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Bikes are safer than cars in the same way that rugby is safer than gridiron. Only, waay more so.
I’ll tell you right now. Traffic around Christchurch’s new stadium is going to be an absolute nightmare.
January 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’ll tell you right now. Traffic around Christchurch’s new stadium is going to be an absolute nightmare.
On my bike, I tend to roll through stop signs, because:
A: I have elevated, unrestricted vision, which I can raise further simply by standing up.
B: I have exponentially lower kinetic energy.
C: I can stop faster.
D: I can manoeuvre better.
E: I can hear things.
TLDR: I’m not a car.
A: I have elevated, unrestricted vision, which I can raise further simply by standing up.
B: I have exponentially lower kinetic energy.
C: I can stop faster.
D: I can manoeuvre better.
E: I can hear things.
TLDR: I’m not a car.
January 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
On my bike, I tend to roll through stop signs, because:
A: I have elevated, unrestricted vision, which I can raise further simply by standing up.
B: I have exponentially lower kinetic energy.
C: I can stop faster.
D: I can manoeuvre better.
E: I can hear things.
TLDR: I’m not a car.
A: I have elevated, unrestricted vision, which I can raise further simply by standing up.
B: I have exponentially lower kinetic energy.
C: I can stop faster.
D: I can manoeuvre better.
E: I can hear things.
TLDR: I’m not a car.
About to head back to the world of the employed. Owning a business was fun while it lasted, but I’m no marketeer. I’m an engineer and always will be.
December 20, 2024 at 11:07 PM
About to head back to the world of the employed. Owning a business was fun while it lasted, but I’m no marketeer. I’m an engineer and always will be.
I just saw a KFC ad in which a stereotypically lovable ragtag of kiwi fellas organise delivery of same, via helicopter, to a NZ backcountry hut. My views on justifiable homicide have been amended accordingly.
December 3, 2024 at 5:43 AM
I just saw a KFC ad in which a stereotypically lovable ragtag of kiwi fellas organise delivery of same, via helicopter, to a NZ backcountry hut. My views on justifiable homicide have been amended accordingly.