Darth Cader (Caden)
@kidcadoe.bsky.social
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Darth Cader (Caden)
@kidcadoe.bsky.social
· Nov 22
A lot of people on here saying goodnight, so if you need a pillow or two let me know (my breasts are the pillows)
Big boobs?! What?
March 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Big boobs?! What?
View leaving the gym today. It make me 😍😍😍
March 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
View leaving the gym today. It make me 😍😍😍
Sex and horniness are weird because one second I’m feral and ready to risk it all and then some goo comes out and suddenly I have the mental capacity to file my taxes.
February 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sex and horniness are weird because one second I’m feral and ready to risk it all and then some goo comes out and suddenly I have the mental capacity to file my taxes.
Might officially have converted to a a “wear a jockstrap to the gym” type of guy
February 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Might officially have converted to a a “wear a jockstrap to the gym” type of guy
Top - sun
Bottom - moon
Gooner - rising
Bottom - moon
Gooner - rising
February 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Top - sun
Bottom - moon
Gooner - rising
Bottom - moon
Gooner - rising
Instead of watching the Super Bowl I’ll be watching this on a loop for 4 hours. Where my hungry guys at?
February 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Instead of watching the Super Bowl I’ll be watching this on a loop for 4 hours. Where my hungry guys at?
Keep buying used game cartridges to play old games but feel bad erasing someone else’s old save files. Like, adios childhood memories of a stranger, I’m making my own 🫡
February 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Keep buying used game cartridges to play old games but feel bad erasing someone else’s old save files. Like, adios childhood memories of a stranger, I’m making my own 🫡
If my calculations are correct then the answer is 80085
January 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If my calculations are correct then the answer is 80085
Come sit on Santa’s lap
December 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Come sit on Santa’s lap
Everyone in the sauna at the gym is so hot rn. Like even the solo girl could get it. Wtf 🫠
December 22, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Everyone in the sauna at the gym is so hot rn. Like even the solo girl could get it. Wtf 🫠
Haven’t been on as much with the holidays but wanted to remind y’all of my presence ;)
December 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Haven’t been on as much with the holidays but wanted to remind y’all of my presence ;)
Give me lobotomy or give me death. Or whatever that guy said.
December 13, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Give me lobotomy or give me death. Or whatever that guy said.
I miss summer :/ the body was ‘ody-ody-ody-ing 😝
December 13, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I miss summer :/ the body was ‘ody-ody-ody-ing 😝
Am I bulking or am I indulging in questionable eating habits?
December 11, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Am I bulking or am I indulging in questionable eating habits?
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Uncut dicks are like push-pops. Like aw, I see that tip poking out, let me suck on it 😚
December 10, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Uncut dicks are like push-pops. Like aw, I see that tip poking out, let me suck on it 😚
Keep seeing the same 5 photos with the same 5 captions of our boy Luigi
December 10, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Keep seeing the same 5 photos with the same 5 captions of our boy Luigi
When things get tough you can always take comfort in my bosom, especially on big titty Tuesday
December 10, 2024 at 4:28 PM
When things get tough you can always take comfort in my bosom, especially on big titty Tuesday
Remember to eat lots of fiber so you don’t have to strain when you shit post.
December 8, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Remember to eat lots of fiber so you don’t have to strain when you shit post.
Me and the autocorrect on my phone
December 6, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Me and the autocorrect on my phone
“Hope this fat cock skeet finds you well”
How it finds me:
How it finds me:
December 6, 2024 at 4:32 PM
“Hope this fat cock skeet finds you well”
How it finds me:
How it finds me:
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Back to my routine after the holiday excitement. Tummy empty and balls full. No pie in sight. No creams to be had 😔
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Back to my routine after the holiday excitement. Tummy empty and balls full. No pie in sight. No creams to be had 😔
If I post my Spotify wrapped, you better be funny as fuck when you roast me 😤
December 4, 2024 at 10:33 PM
If I post my Spotify wrapped, you better be funny as fuck when you roast me 😤