in line at tsa and there was a dude with pants that had like a billion pockets and shirt with a billion pockets and there were random metal objects in each of them, he kept running between the bins and the metal detector and held the line up for like ten minutes
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
in line at tsa and there was a dude with pants that had like a billion pockets and shirt with a billion pockets and there were random metal objects in each of them, he kept running between the bins and the metal detector and held the line up for like ten minutes
if trey reskeets this he will die instantly
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
if trey reskeets this he will die instantly
every time i go to the gym i solve the tower of hanoi problem ten times over
September 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
every time i go to the gym i solve the tower of hanoi problem ten times over
why tf is soylent 400 calories and all it does is make you gassy
September 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
why tf is soylent 400 calories and all it does is make you gassy
make america great again son or quebeccois daughter
September 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
make america great again son or quebeccois daughter
chemo son or thot daughter
August 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
chemo son or thot daughter
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nintendo added the blue shell because they were afraid if they rejected the blue shell guy it would be like rejecting hitler from art school
June 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
nintendo added the blue shell because they were afraid if they rejected the blue shell guy it would be like rejecting hitler from art school
thinking about my family history of mental problems and being like damn those chicken farmers from stadskanaal netherlands really had to be fucked up to pack their bags and move to wyoming michigan
May 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
thinking about my family history of mental problems and being like damn those chicken farmers from stadskanaal netherlands really had to be fucked up to pack their bags and move to wyoming michigan
anyone have that picture of the dog that looks racist
April 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
anyone have that picture of the dog that looks racist
please god save me i'm so turnt right now 🙏
April 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
please god save me i'm so turnt right now 🙏
i'm convinced this 9 am meeting on a friday is an attack on me and me personally
April 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
i'm convinced this 9 am meeting on a friday is an attack on me and me personally
when she wants it freaky style
March 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
when she wants it freaky style
checking my work phone all the time after five there's a demon inside my brain
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
checking my work phone all the time after five there's a demon inside my brain
the only thing worse than having shit going down in your personal life and going to work is having shit going down in your personal life and going to work and also having to watch your coworkers perform a cover of end of beginning by djo at a mandatory corporate event
February 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
the only thing worse than having shit going down in your personal life and going to work is having shit going down in your personal life and going to work and also having to watch your coworkers perform a cover of end of beginning by djo at a mandatory corporate event
the first album i ever bought was overexposed by maroon 5 because i really liked the song payphone after i listened to it i thought that listening to music just wasn't for me
January 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
the first album i ever bought was overexposed by maroon 5 because i really liked the song payphone after i listened to it i thought that listening to music just wasn't for me
having sex is straight and not having sex is gay imo
January 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
having sex is straight and not having sex is gay imo
white people who think grilled cheese is a delicacy piss me off... go back to wisconsin
January 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
white people who think grilled cheese is a delicacy piss me off... go back to wisconsin
in this situation would you be clenched or diarrheaing explosively
January 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
in this situation would you be clenched or diarrheaing explosively
December 28, 2024 at 2:47 PM
can somebody show me how to shitpost
December 22, 2024 at 9:01 PM
can somebody show me how to shitpost
have a big hacking cough someone should fist my throat
December 20, 2024 at 2:42 AM
have a big hacking cough someone should fist my throat
annyone else have mutuals with him lol
December 11, 2024 at 1:29 AM
annyone else have mutuals with him lol