Hamilton Kevin
@khamilton.bsky.social
Like regular Kevin, but I mow the lawn without a shirt on
September 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
it is an odd feeling to be Canadian and have a national sports team that is very good and likeable
August 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
it is an odd feeling to be Canadian and have a national sports team that is very good and likeable
Continually amazed at how much shittier google's AI overview is than the wikipedia article.
August 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Continually amazed at how much shittier google's AI overview is than the wikipedia article.
Ladies, gentlemen, kin, be it resolved that when Dolly Parton passes, we will take a day to observe our gratitude. If ever a modern human deserved remembrance
July 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ladies, gentlemen, kin, be it resolved that when Dolly Parton passes, we will take a day to observe our gratitude. If ever a modern human deserved remembrance
@pftompkins.bsky.social
you're the weirdo who thinks cake is better than pie
you're the weirdo who thinks cake is better than pie
July 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social
you're the weirdo who thinks cake is better than pie
you're the weirdo who thinks cake is better than pie
Does Ribena ever really go off? Asking for a friend
May 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Does Ribena ever really go off? Asking for a friend
@jagmeetsingh.ca Love and courage brother. thank you for everything. you are a real inspiration.
April 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
@jagmeetsingh.ca Love and courage brother. thank you for everything. you are a real inspiration.
I will soon be opening up a soup and dumpling restaurant called Won-ton-amo Bae
April 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I will soon be opening up a soup and dumpling restaurant called Won-ton-amo Bae
How much lasagna cheese are we going to waste as a society before we admit that tinfoil is not the answer
April 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
How much lasagna cheese are we going to waste as a society before we admit that tinfoil is not the answer
does anyone know why a river has a bank but a lake has a shore?
April 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
does anyone know why a river has a bank but a lake has a shore?
if you speak at all about the #ontario election and don't mention vote splitting you are part of the problem. looking at you #cbc
Ford's third straight 'majority' with about 40% of the vote.
A 'strong' lib candidate carved off 30% of a previously safe ndp riding, handing it to the PCs
Ford's third straight 'majority' with about 40% of the vote.
A 'strong' lib candidate carved off 30% of a previously safe ndp riding, handing it to the PCs
February 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I hate the current political climate, obviously. But I have long had a fantasy of stopping everything at the border and replacing inferior yankee phillips screws with our mighty Canadian Robertsons. Maybe now is the time.
February 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I hate the current political climate, obviously. But I have long had a fantasy of stopping everything at the border and replacing inferior yankee phillips screws with our mighty Canadian Robertsons. Maybe now is the time.
My daughter tonight:
'No sympathy for humpty dumpty. hang on to the wall dude. this is a skill issue'
'No sympathy for humpty dumpty. hang on to the wall dude. this is a skill issue'
February 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My daughter tonight:
'No sympathy for humpty dumpty. hang on to the wall dude. this is a skill issue'
'No sympathy for humpty dumpty. hang on to the wall dude. this is a skill issue'
@squidgerugby.bsky.social
thought experiment - would you rather have a team of two Jac Morgans and thirteen Antoine Duponts, or two Duponts and thirteen Morgans?
thought experiment - would you rather have a team of two Jac Morgans and thirteen Antoine Duponts, or two Duponts and thirteen Morgans?
February 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
@squidgerugby.bsky.social
thought experiment - would you rather have a team of two Jac Morgans and thirteen Antoine Duponts, or two Duponts and thirteen Morgans?
thought experiment - would you rather have a team of two Jac Morgans and thirteen Antoine Duponts, or two Duponts and thirteen Morgans?
So our tv started flickering and my instinct was to unplug the apple tv and blow on the back of it like a NES cartridge. spot the 90s kid?
January 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
So our tv started flickering and my instinct was to unplug the apple tv and blow on the back of it like a NES cartridge. spot the 90s kid?
instagram bread is dumb. nobody wants a dumbass boule that you can only eat in chunks or wildly uneven slices. get a loaf tin already give me even slices.
January 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
instagram bread is dumb. nobody wants a dumbass boule that you can only eat in chunks or wildly uneven slices. get a loaf tin already give me even slices.
Canada's grocery scene is so fucked that costco is the least of the available evils
December 9, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Canada's grocery scene is so fucked that costco is the least of the available evils
Riddle of the sphinx but instead it's just trying to fold a fitted sheet nicely
December 7, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Riddle of the sphinx but instead it's just trying to fold a fitted sheet nicely
Guess what's for dinner -
It's a plate of asparagus
a plate of asparaguuuuuusss
ASPARAGUUUS
ASPARAGUUS
It's a plate of asparagus
a plate of asparaguuuuuusss
ASPARAGUUUS
ASPARAGUUS
November 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Guess what's for dinner -
It's a plate of asparagus
a plate of asparaguuuuuusss
ASPARAGUUUS
ASPARAGUUS
It's a plate of asparagus
a plate of asparaguuuuuusss
ASPARAGUUUS
ASPARAGUUS
The thing I never got about most social websites is this -
Most people would NEVER go into a cafe if there was a team of people who watched and recorded their every breath there. But we just kind of ignore the creepy stalkers everywhere on the internet.
Most people would NEVER go into a cafe if there was a team of people who watched and recorded their every breath there. But we just kind of ignore the creepy stalkers everywhere on the internet.
November 26, 2024 at 3:36 PM
The thing I never got about most social websites is this -
Most people would NEVER go into a cafe if there was a team of people who watched and recorded their every breath there. But we just kind of ignore the creepy stalkers everywhere on the internet.
Most people would NEVER go into a cafe if there was a team of people who watched and recorded their every breath there. But we just kind of ignore the creepy stalkers everywhere on the internet.
Please: do not post pictures of shitty rich people anymore. It's just giving them attention making my feed gross.
Not to be crass but if I wanted to see assholes in my feed I would head to onlyfans
Not to be crass but if I wanted to see assholes in my feed I would head to onlyfans
November 26, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Please: do not post pictures of shitty rich people anymore. It's just giving them attention making my feed gross.
Not to be crass but if I wanted to see assholes in my feed I would head to onlyfans
Not to be crass but if I wanted to see assholes in my feed I would head to onlyfans
Does anyone have turnout numbers? It appears that 18 million fewer ballots were counted this year than 2020. 15m fewer democrats turned up? I find that tough to believe.
November 6, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Does anyone have turnout numbers? It appears that 18 million fewer ballots were counted this year than 2020. 15m fewer democrats turned up? I find that tough to believe.
Have you duolingone today?
Yes I duolingwent earlier.
Yes I duolingwent earlier.
October 20, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Have you duolingone today?
Yes I duolingwent earlier.
Yes I duolingwent earlier.
I just made hummus so garlicky that green ghosts are coming out of my mouth and wilting nearby plants
October 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I just made hummus so garlicky that green ghosts are coming out of my mouth and wilting nearby plants
Why do I have to tell everyone how gross the phrase 'drinkable yogurt' is?
October 8, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Why do I have to tell everyone how gross the phrase 'drinkable yogurt' is?