Kev Pea Williams
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Kev Pea Williams
@kevwilliamstime.bsky.social
PUBLIC FIG ROLL EATER. Limoncello breeder, tennissy, strawberry shepherd, vid shitter, sporadic runner, sciencey, weights, politicky, shite...
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FINALLY a version of Frankenstein that hits the mark. Guillermo del Toro, Jacob Elordi, Oscar Isaac and the marvellous Mia Goth are pretty damn perfect. Mary Shelley would feel vindicated. This is definitive.

#maryshelley #frankenstein #jacobelordi #oscarisaac #miagoth
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Polyp, my polyp
Gift of Halloween
The horror my horror
Isn't a fever dream

Pulsing polyp
It's blood you crave
Ferociously atrociously
I'm your fleshy slave

Garish growth
Stealing my power
Eclipses ellipses
Orbits every hour

Polyp, my polyp
Going mad and rave
Hyde to my Jekyll
Spare me the grave.
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
TFL have offered me millions for my Eustachian Tubes, in a plan to replace underground tunnels on the network. They're congested, overflowing, cause daily misery and utterly shit, but my Eustachian Tubes would still improve Euston Station. 💊💊

#tfl #london #eustachianstation
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Metal bottomed world. Been thinking about this for ages, seeing colleagues cooking in metal vessels. Also my greatest ever limerick.

#metal #microwave #work #lunch
#limerick 💩
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
October 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The only way to end #battleofhastings day is to watch yet again the sublime BBC documentary series episode 1 of #thenormans with the mighty Saaaf Laaandener historian #robertbartlett . GOD WILLS IT! (I'm an atheist but I love the confidence)
October 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Whoever made it so is an utter technicunt, evidently very loathsome.

#duraspeed #andoid #technicuntery #technicunt #cantbemodified
October 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
#britainsnuclearbombscandal Yet another reason why the 'systems' of government in the UK are disgustingly defensive despite evidence of wrong doing. The MOD have zero morality, victims are simply chaff. The atomic tests of the 1950s were appalling and a moronic debasement of science.
October 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
BEHOLD THE HARVEST SUPERMOON AND REPENT, YE! Or failing that, have a Guinness.

#harvestmoon #harvestsupermoon #moon #space n shit!
October 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
October 2025...the UK news and media are OBSESSED with election 2029 already, so I thought I would quantify the cuntishness of the protagonists. As far as I can work out at this primordial stage, we have this summary. The economy, energy bills, inflation are unpredictable and excluded. #election
October 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
A 7 mile x 7 mile solar panel would be useful.

#unitednations #trump #solarpanels
September 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
@simonmarksfsn.bsky.social @nickabbot.bsky.social @mrjamesob.bsky.social @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social
@mehdirhasan.bsky.social

Colbert forced off air, Kimmel 'indefinitely suspended', Masked ICE agents and armed military on the streets. What next from Trumputin? Poisoning rivals?

#trump #kimmel
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which." - Animal Farm, by George Orwell.

#nigelfarage #dannykruger
#tories #reform

@nickabbot.bsky.social @mrjamesob.bsky.social
@eddavey.libdems.org.uk
September 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Reposted by Kev Pea Williams
I've written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage, urging them to join me in condemning Elon Musk's dangerous remarks inciting violence yesterday.

As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.
September 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
@nickabbot.bsky.social

After your show prodded my grey matter last night...well, 28 years after buying the album, I thought I'd have a go... it'll probably piss me off in a few days and become distracting in this studio flat, but....

#pulse #pinkfloyd
September 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This fucker clearly has a very expensive dental plan. Prick!

#nutcracker #prick
September 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Went for a walk with Charlie and I stuffed him into a hole. I did the same with his mum for decades. The last time I bought a stamp it was 54p- £1.70 now! But anywhere in the UK to anywhere in the UK is great value. If only holidays were equivalent value...

#royalmail #stamp
September 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Caught the last knockings of the #LunarEclipse #BloodMoon in Saaaaf Laaanden
September 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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