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Kevin
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
*book cover*
book cover of the classic childrens book frog and toad are friends by arnold lobel showing frog and toad together amongst some greenery and toad (the orange one who is actually also a frog) is sitting on a toadstool reading to frog who has his finger in his mouth in deep thought but instead of the title frog and toad are friends it says frog and toad are actually both frogs says ed yong and they are reading eds new book an immense world which comes out in august 2023 no i do not know how a toad that is actually a frog got its hands on an advance copy
July 11, 2023 at 3:27 PM
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stoneyboboney.bsky.social
image of a coffee mug on a discount shelf. It reads THE FUTURE IS and the bottom has been covered with a red discount sticker that reads REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE $2.
July 11, 2023 at 4:02 PM
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
*sets bluesky counter back to zero*
screen shot from the simpsons intro of homer working in the nuclear power plant holding a radioactive rod except it is a lactating lobster with coworkers lenny and carl changing the sign from 1 to 0 days without an accident but changed to say 1 to 0 days on bluesky without seeing a lactating lobster
July 8, 2023 at 2:25 AM
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adamcerious.bsky.social
it's only a faux pas if it's from the faux pas region of france, otherwise it's just a sparkling oopsie
July 7, 2023 at 10:09 PM
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adamcerious.bsky.social
me: I can't tell you how long I've been waiting

clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best
July 8, 2023 at 1:27 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
Britney Spears will be the Victor Wembanyama girl to me, for 2 months and 3 weeks.
wisdomwalking.bsky.social wisdomwalking.bsky.social @wisdomwalking.bsky.social · Jul 8
Victor Wembanyama will be the Britney Spears guy to me. Not forever, but for at least the next three months.
July 8, 2023 at 1:56 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
Got a new shirt
July 7, 2023 at 11:45 PM
kevsoster.bsky.social
Which door do I take?
July 7, 2023 at 11:34 PM
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north0fnorth.tgirl.gay
sphere in Vegas looks great
Sphere in Las Vegas with the Windows Blue Screen of Death photoshopped over it
July 7, 2023 at 8:19 PM
kevsoster.bsky.social
Dear Darla,
I hate your stinking guts
July 7, 2023 at 12:44 PM
kevsoster.bsky.social
Blue sky, but instead of community notes, it’s just me responding with random facts about turtles
July 7, 2023 at 3:02 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
I don’t identify as a bartender, I’m a barterian.
July 7, 2023 at 2:55 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
Throwing words at the wall and hoping the spaghetti sticks
July 7, 2023 at 2:46 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
who wants to come over and play roller coaster tycoon?
July 7, 2023 at 1:45 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
July 7, 2023 at 1:40 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
thinker tailor soldier spy
July 7, 2023 at 1:39 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
Who wants to mosh at the shrek rave
July 7, 2023 at 1:37 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
Violently not in the mood rn
July 7, 2023 at 1:36 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
July 7, 2023 at 1:25 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
Except I’m the girlfriend
July 7, 2023 at 1:20 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
Twitter just became an ex
July 7, 2023 at 1:17 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
July 7, 2023 at 1:16 AM
kevsoster.bsky.social
Me when I drink an ipa
July 7, 2023 at 1:14 AM