♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️
@kevsallaces.bsky.social
The only Ace in a deck full of jokers. (Fictional)

https://kevinmears.carrd.co
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Still gonna look into finding someone to mold on Future Shock as long as the dollars make sense.
February 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I've spent a lot of time in Atlantic City and Las Vegas. I've seen a thousand wannabe magicians and dimwit blondes with identity crises.
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Shoutout to FFW management for putting both of my clients on the same show on this tour. Even if it is goddamn Greece.
February 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Guilty as charged
February 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
#TIL A lot of the girls on here got unofficial butt appreciation threads on /r.
February 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Yes, I still take bookings when the dollars make sense.
February 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
From a booking last night.
February 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I'll show you in Greece.
I would respond but who are you exactly, just wondering.
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I thought the 3 Bs would stand for brainless, boring and bottle blonde. I guess that's 4 though.
January 29, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Stocked up on everything, ready to begin that igloo life after the storm.
January 24, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Also yellow ring ropes, no.
January 23, 2026 at 6:13 AM
My rookie year in 2017 and me in 2026.
January 23, 2026 at 6:02 AM
The rest went down the drain.
January 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
This was awful.
January 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
And I’m done for the rest of the season. and a few grand poorer too. Fucking shitty kicker…
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Fucking hell! Ain’t that some shit. I wouldn’t be paying that kicker.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Aaron wasting the last timeout because he couldn’t hear in his helmet. What a pro! 😂
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Don’t really care for Ravens, but I’ll take them over fucking Pittsburgh. Not really a high bar, to be fair.
January 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Pittsburgh doesn’t deserve to win shit. Some of the worst fans in the league.
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Ravens about to fuck this up and cost me some money.
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Heading to NYC to ring in the new year.
December 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
New display picture a little early for the new year.
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Guys. Every girl has had to argue about something she wanted to wear with someone at some point. Don’t be that someone.

Whatever it is, compliment it her on it because it makes her happy.
December 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Muh tree.
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM