The time of year when you hear me yell "fire 2 Poptarts!" and "walking frozen pizza!" while calling everyone in the house "Chef". #TheBear

This doofus unnecessarily sent troops here instantly.

Arkansas tornado victims waited 2 months for federal assistance.

Taking a Certified Pre-Owned plane is a real beta move. #Boeing

#gerrymandate

Netflix with more delay than my kid at bedtime.

I'm here. I may be back. I may not.