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Kevin Mcpherson Eckhoff · Album · 2022 · 13 songs
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Howdy. Welcome. Oogabooga. I am pooet, college prof, daddoo, sufferer of human emotions, wannabe comedian, "hubby", genuine butthole, "canadian", seeker of new pals. Pleased to meet you all. Let's jank.
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I like imagining that the graphic artist who designed the backdrop purposefully transitioned from glittering confetti to CGI shit raining from above the moment Trump enters the stage...
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I like imagining that the graphic artist who designed the backdrop purposefully transitioned from glittering confetti to CGI shit raining from above the moment Trump enters the stage...
This is me promoting a thing I wrote.
Me hope you like. Thank you for attent.
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Me hope you like. Thank you for attent.
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Bubbles The Chimp Delivers A Eulogy For Jane Goodall
Hello. Me Bubbles. Jane dead. That sad.
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November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is me promoting a thing I wrote.
Me hope you like. Thank you for attent.
medium.com/slackjaw/bub...
Me hope you like. Thank you for attent.
medium.com/slackjaw/bub...
Hey everyone! I just correctly spelled "Fahrenheit" in an email! Honestly. First try. It's got me feeling both pretty cool and super hot! Applaud and congratulate and worship me!
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hey everyone! I just correctly spelled "Fahrenheit" in an email! Honestly. First try. It's got me feeling both pretty cool and super hot! Applaud and congratulate and worship me!
gunna start referring to my friends and fam as "supporting cast" and strangers as "NPCs" just so that no one likes me ever
October 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
gunna start referring to my friends and fam as "supporting cast" and strangers as "NPCs" just so that no one likes me ever
Hey I wrote this! or didn't! or who knows!
new from above/ground press: POEMS I DIDN’T WRITE, by kevin mcpherson eckhoff /
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new from above/ground press: POEMS I DIDN’T WRITE, by kevin mcpherson eckhoff
POEMS I DIDN’T WRITE kevin mcpherson eckhoff $6 THE LEAST OFFENSIVE POEM welcome nice pills yes interesting pillar gadzooks toasty pillows t...
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September 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hey I wrote this! or didn't! or who knows!
Let the brewhaha begin!
September 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Let the brewhaha begin!
attempted productivity hack: instead of "writing" emails, I'm going to start saying that I'm PLAYING them... game changer, and I'm gunna win!
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
attempted productivity hack: instead of "writing" emails, I'm going to start saying that I'm PLAYING them... game changer, and I'm gunna win!
LIFE: would you prefer a little peanut butter in your jelly or a little jelly in your peanut butter?
ME: trump's conscience has been held hostage by his ego since 1968.
ME: trump's conscience has been held hostage by his ego since 1968.
September 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
LIFE: would you prefer a little peanut butter in your jelly or a little jelly in your peanut butter?
ME: trump's conscience has been held hostage by his ego since 1968.
ME: trump's conscience has been held hostage by his ego since 1968.
top ten jacks:
10. (the game)
9. car
8. sparrow
7. et
6. lumber
5. playing card
4. al
3. black
2. off
1. olantern
10. (the game)
9. car
8. sparrow
7. et
6. lumber
5. playing card
4. al
3. black
2. off
1. olantern
August 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
top ten jacks:
10. (the game)
9. car
8. sparrow
7. et
6. lumber
5. playing card
4. al
3. black
2. off
1. olantern
10. (the game)
9. car
8. sparrow
7. et
6. lumber
5. playing card
4. al
3. black
2. off
1. olantern
JUST TOOK A BIG DUMP (MESSY!) AND BCUZ I HAVE FREE WILL I CHOSE NOT TO WIPE AFTER, BUT THE WOKE MIND VIRUS MOB (aka LIBRARY-TARDS) WILL SAY I AM BEING "A DANGEROUS INFLUENCE" or "UNHYGIENIC"... SO NARROWMINDED & RUDE!! NO MORE BOWING DOWN TO BIG FEELINGS, THANK U 4 YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER -KME
August 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
JUST TOOK A BIG DUMP (MESSY!) AND BCUZ I HAVE FREE WILL I CHOSE NOT TO WIPE AFTER, BUT THE WOKE MIND VIRUS MOB (aka LIBRARY-TARDS) WILL SAY I AM BEING "A DANGEROUS INFLUENCE" or "UNHYGIENIC"... SO NARROWMINDED & RUDE!! NO MORE BOWING DOWN TO BIG FEELINGS, THANK U 4 YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER -KME
This is a clear, meaningful distinction...
I’m fine with Confederate statues in museums. It’s helpful to see what historical figures looked like.
But when you put a statue ON A STREET you’re sending a message that someone or something should be celebrated publicly.
And Trump and his people know this. They WANT to celebrate the Confederacy.
But when you put a statue ON A STREET you’re sending a message that someone or something should be celebrated publicly.
And Trump and his people know this. They WANT to celebrate the Confederacy.
August 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is a clear, meaningful distinction...
imagine being an heir to Heinz™ and still having to worry about rotten tomatoes
August 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
imagine being an heir to Heinz™ and still having to worry about rotten tomatoes
Is this revision the kind of hard evidence of malfeasance that Kevin Hassett claims is a firable offence?
"The climate has always been changing" -- played a clip of himself warning about climate change in 2016, EPA chief Lee Zeldin now dismisses it
August 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Is this revision the kind of hard evidence of malfeasance that Kevin Hassett claims is a firable offence?
New YouTube shorts pitch: Obama just reading out things Trump has said so the US state media can get some perspective. What name would you give this webseries?
July 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
New YouTube shorts pitch: Obama just reading out things Trump has said so the US state media can get some perspective. What name would you give this webseries?
why did I do this and what does it mean
July 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
why did I do this and what does it mean
Dude can't even negotiate a fake tan line
Trump on his tariff letters: "I'm saying 'here it is, congratulations, welcome to the US. I hope you make a lot of money and you're gonna pay us money.'"
July 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Dude can't even negotiate a fake tan line
I take every letter signed in sharpie as a serious concern too
Q: Given the fact Trump put into effect the tariffs on April 2 then put the pause into place, is he at all concerned that these countries that are receiving the letters won't take them seriously bc the deadline has shifted already and may shift again?
LEAVITT: They will take the letters seriously
LEAVITT: They will take the letters seriously
July 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I take every letter signed in sharpie as a serious concern too
suing for false advertising--there was only one switch in my switch 2 box
July 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
suing for false advertising--there was only one switch in my switch 2 box
Help please
July 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Help please
yeah I'm about to do a BATH
Barely
Audible crying in
T-
He shower
Barely
Audible crying in
T-
He shower
June 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
yeah I'm about to do a BATH
Barely
Audible crying in
T-
He shower
Barely
Audible crying in
T-
He shower
really wish they made a Fully clothed Gun so my 3 year-old could watch weaponized old man farts
June 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
really wish they made a Fully clothed Gun so my 3 year-old could watch weaponized old man farts
imagine forming a band and calling it Creed
June 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
imagine forming a band and calling it Creed
tomorrow is just another yesterday in waiting
May 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
tomorrow is just another yesterday in waiting