Kevin Kane
@kevinkaneauthor.bsky.social
Author of Welcome to The Deep Estate and Partition Critical Era. Definitely not a No. 2 Pencil.
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PREVIEW: Welcome to the Deep Estate
Here's the first chapter to my upcoming novels.
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#Booksky If you want to see a sneak peek of my insane action-adventure comedy check out my free substack. Topics include The Backrooms, Sasquatch, Garden gnomes, Chupacabra, Secret Lizard people, The Illuminati, and Stephen King's cocaine
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Blonde Blazer: *extremely loyal, trusting, believes in you to the very end, has ex boyfriend*
Every guy playing #Dispatch: ew, tainted goods.
Invisagirl: *lies, steals, betrays everyone, works for the man who killed your dad, destroyed your career as a hero, shows boobs*
Every guy: I can fix her
Every guy playing #Dispatch: ew, tainted goods.
Invisagirl: *lies, steals, betrays everyone, works for the man who killed your dad, destroyed your career as a hero, shows boobs*
Every guy: I can fix her
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Blonde Blazer: *extremely loyal, trusting, believes in you to the very end, has ex boyfriend*
Every guy playing #Dispatch: ew, tainted goods.
Invisagirl: *lies, steals, betrays everyone, works for the man who killed your dad, destroyed your career as a hero, shows boobs*
Every guy: I can fix her
Every guy playing #Dispatch: ew, tainted goods.
Invisagirl: *lies, steals, betrays everyone, works for the man who killed your dad, destroyed your career as a hero, shows boobs*
Every guy: I can fix her
Amazon publishing: You’ll get 60% royalties!
Writers: Really!?
KDP: After the cost of printing. Really it’s 30%.
Writers: Oh.
#KDP: Also, pay us if you want anyone to find the book. So it’s more like -30%. You’ll actually owe us royalties.
#Writers: I think I’ll go somewhere else.
KDP: Lol.
Writers: Really!?
KDP: After the cost of printing. Really it’s 30%.
Writers: Oh.
#KDP: Also, pay us if you want anyone to find the book. So it’s more like -30%. You’ll actually owe us royalties.
#Writers: I think I’ll go somewhere else.
KDP: Lol.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Are you into prehensile vaginas and lactating third-sex god emperor twinks? What about erotic yolk play? No, just me?
Well, You should check out my alien erotica. It’s like diving into H.R. Giger’s browser history. #erotica
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Well, You should check out my alien erotica. It’s like diving into H.R. Giger’s browser history. #erotica
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House of The Trois - Part one
The Story Before The Alien Smut Storm
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September 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Are you into prehensile vaginas and lactating third-sex god emperor twinks? What about erotic yolk play? No, just me?
Well, You should check out my alien erotica. It’s like diving into H.R. Giger’s browser history. #erotica
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Well, You should check out my alien erotica. It’s like diving into H.R. Giger’s browser history. #erotica
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September 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Reposted by Kevin Kane
The Strangely True Tale of Béatrice Dildoux
The Visionary Inventor of The Dildo.
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September 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The Strangely True Tale of Béatrice Dildoux
The Visionary Inventor of The Dildo.
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September 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
#Bookreviews *sniff* This is beautiful to see.
September 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
#Bookreviews *sniff* This is beautiful to see.
I'm waiting for the truth to come out that #Epstein and Trump had a homoerotic bromance going on for years. Lots of devil's threesomes with prolonged eye contact. We already know they shared a girlfriend.
September 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm waiting for the truth to come out that #Epstein and Trump had a homoerotic bromance going on for years. Lots of devil's threesomes with prolonged eye contact. We already know they shared a girlfriend.
I wanna go back to 2012. We just played Minecraft and listened to Gangnam style. Life was good.
September 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I wanna go back to 2012. We just played Minecraft and listened to Gangnam style. Life was good.
Finding the Epstein Files is great and all, but you know what's better #booksky ? Realizing that not only is a literal no. 2 pencil a major character of a book, but it's so adorable, you've become emotionally attached and will send death threats to the author if they dare kill her off. 1/2
September 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Finding the Epstein Files is great and all, but you know what's better #booksky ? Realizing that not only is a literal no. 2 pencil a major character of a book, but it's so adorable, you've become emotionally attached and will send death threats to the author if they dare kill her off. 1/2
#booksky wanna giggle then get emotionally invested in a literal pencil? What about a garden gnome? They’re two major characters. Check out Welcome to the Deep estate. There’s Schrödinger kittens and lizard people and way too many silly things to list in one post.
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September 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
#booksky wanna giggle then get emotionally invested in a literal pencil? What about a garden gnome? They’re two major characters. Check out Welcome to the Deep estate. There’s Schrödinger kittens and lizard people and way too many silly things to list in one post.
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September 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
#booksky it’s finally out!!!!! 4/5 on good reads, absolutely hilarious and only 2.99 on Amazon. Check it out!!! a.co/d/2s728tB
September 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
#booksky it’s finally out!!!!! 4/5 on good reads, absolutely hilarious and only 2.99 on Amazon. Check it out!!! a.co/d/2s728tB
America is number one!
Also America:
Also America:
August 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
America is number one!
Also America:
Also America:
OH MY GOD! IT'S MY VERY FIRST YOUTUBE REVIEW!!! I'M SO HONORED.
Here are three terrifyingly weird horror books that you'll want to read. Prepare for sentient flying pencils, man eating plants, and a bloodbath at a play. Featuring @kevinkaneauthor.bsky.social @griffski.bsky.social and @mikebockoven.bsky.social
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August 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
OH MY GOD! IT'S MY VERY FIRST YOUTUBE REVIEW!!! I'M SO HONORED.
If you want dumb Onion articles, sci-fi, horror, and whatever, you should check out my #Substack substack.com/@kevinkaneau...
Kevin Kane | Substack
Writer person. Definitely not a No.2 Pencil.
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August 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you want dumb Onion articles, sci-fi, horror, and whatever, you should check out my #Substack substack.com/@kevinkaneau...
It really bothers me that its not ‘Random Penguin House’. That sounds adorable. #booksky @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social @penguinbooksusa.bsky.social
August 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It really bothers me that its not ‘Random Penguin House’. That sounds adorable. #booksky @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social @penguinbooksusa.bsky.social
#booksky Early ARC Reviews are in!
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2 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Snag your free review copy today! If you wanna fun giggle in the vein of Good Omens or Hitchhikers guide, this book is for you!
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1 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
2 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Snag your free review copy today! If you wanna fun giggle in the vein of Good Omens or Hitchhikers guide, this book is for you!
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Welcome to the Deep Estate: A Surreal Sci-Fi Comedy of Vampires, Conspiracy, and Bureaucratic Nonsense
Reality is broken. Somebody has to file the paperwork.John Doe always thought his dad was bonkers—ranting about secret lizard people and a shadowy Deep State pulling the strings. Then a newspaper from...
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August 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
#booksky Early ARC Reviews are in!
1 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
2 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Snag your free review copy today! If you wanna fun giggle in the vein of Good Omens or Hitchhikers guide, this book is for you!
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1 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
2 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Snag your free review copy today! If you wanna fun giggle in the vein of Good Omens or Hitchhikers guide, this book is for you!
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Groundbreaking Study Reveals Primary Cause Of #Anxiety: Everyone Is Definitely Looking At You And Talking About You Later #funny
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Groundbreaking Study Reveals Primary Cause Of Anxiety
Everyone Is Definitely Looking At You And Talking About You Later
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August 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Groundbreaking Study Reveals Primary Cause Of #Anxiety: Everyone Is Definitely Looking At You And Talking About You Later #funny
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SAN FRANCISCO— In what experts are calling “a revolutionary leap in effective altruism,” OpenAI’s newly released #ChatGPT 5 has unveiled a unifying philosophy to end humanity’s biggest crises: The solution to any problem is to let the problem be the solution.
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OpenAI’s ChatGP5 Solves All The World’s Problems With This One Novel Idea
The Problem IS The Solution
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August 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
SAN FRANCISCO— In what experts are calling “a revolutionary leap in effective altruism,” OpenAI’s newly released #ChatGPT 5 has unveiled a unifying philosophy to end humanity’s biggest crises: The solution to any problem is to let the problem be the solution.
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How many people make up an orgy? I say five.
2 - normie doink
3 - menagin' dat trois
4 - Double doink
5 - Orgy???
George Santos
2 - normie doink
3 - menagin' dat trois
4 - Double doink
5 - Orgy???
George Santos
June 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
How many people make up an orgy? I say five.
2 - normie doink
3 - menagin' dat trois
4 - Double doink
5 - Orgy???
George Santos
2 - normie doink
3 - menagin' dat trois
4 - Double doink
5 - Orgy???
George Santos
#threads is just turning into instagram. I swear they’re now watching what you click and pause on to feed you more of it, trading out actual engagement and conversation for attention.
May 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
#threads is just turning into instagram. I swear they’re now watching what you click and pause on to feed you more of it, trading out actual engagement and conversation for attention.