Ketzel Pretzel
@ketzelpretzel.bsky.social
4 gay raccoons in a trench coat ✨
They/He
Cosplayer, Twitch Streamer, big dreamer
They/He
Cosplayer, Twitch Streamer, big dreamer
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July 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Congress? You awake?
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Congress? You awake?
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June 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I love when people ask me if they can be Frank, you can be whoever you want to be Frankie Poo ✨
May 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I love when people ask me if they can be Frank, you can be whoever you want to be Frankie Poo ✨
“Elusive Nymph” is probably the funniest thing anyone has ever called me for not replying to texts quickly. 😂
May 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“Elusive Nymph” is probably the funniest thing anyone has ever called me for not replying to texts quickly. 😂
Do I really hate that photo of myself, or am I just scared because I see parts of my parents in my features?
April 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Do I really hate that photo of myself, or am I just scared because I see parts of my parents in my features?
Live Laugh Limp Bizkit
April 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Live Laugh Limp Bizkit
Elon Musk is like a rejected Sesame Street Character, he’s stupidly obsessed with the letter X.
March 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Elon Musk is like a rejected Sesame Street Character, he’s stupidly obsessed with the letter X.
Chanting “shit your pants. Shit your pants” at your puppy in the yard with your Partner. Just couple things ✨
March 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Chanting “shit your pants. Shit your pants” at your puppy in the yard with your Partner. Just couple things ✨
Just blasted the music in my car and screamed as loud as I could. Honestly? We should all scream in our cars more, 10 years of stress just melted off my shoulders lol.
March 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Just blasted the music in my car and screamed as loud as I could. Honestly? We should all scream in our cars more, 10 years of stress just melted off my shoulders lol.
Give me back my hour of sleep! 😡
March 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Give me back my hour of sleep! 😡
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Happy International Women's Day!
May we all embody this energy today and always.
May we all embody this energy today and always.
March 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Happy International Women's Day!
May we all embody this energy today and always.
May we all embody this energy today and always.
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happy international women’s day!! may you all have a day with no tummy pains and no weird men to deal with 🙏🏼
March 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
happy international women’s day!! may you all have a day with no tummy pains and no weird men to deal with 🙏🏼
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I see what you did there.
I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
March 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I see what you did there.
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World getting you down?
Try screaming!
Try screaming!
March 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
World getting you down?
Try screaming!
Try screaming!
Teachers really looked at 11 year old me crying every day at school and were like “oh yeah, everything is great at home.”
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March 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Teachers really looked at 11 year old me crying every day at school and were like “oh yeah, everything is great at home.”
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Astara memes have begun
February 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Astara memes have begun
Trump is really getting in the way of me and happiness in the craziest of ways. I broke out in stress hives over all the executive order shit and now I can’t get new tattoos for a few months to let my skin chill 🥲
February 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Trump is really getting in the way of me and happiness in the craziest of ways. I broke out in stress hives over all the executive order shit and now I can’t get new tattoos for a few months to let my skin chill 🥲
I’m only ever homesick around Mardi Gras. 🥲 I cried my eyes out over a picture of a crawfish boil and some beads lol.
February 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I’m only ever homesick around Mardi Gras. 🥲 I cried my eyes out over a picture of a crawfish boil and some beads lol.
A Bird Flu? Uh…yeah, they do that. 🦅
February 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A Bird Flu? Uh…yeah, they do that. 🦅
Didn’t have our generation’s Icarus story becoming an angler fish on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are. (And yes I’m also crying)
February 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Didn’t have our generation’s Icarus story becoming an angler fish on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are. (And yes I’m also crying)
I think Kendrick might have single handedly brought back bell bottom jeans for this summer.
February 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I think Kendrick might have single handedly brought back bell bottom jeans for this summer.
“I feel like you’re always sick”
Yeah dude, guess who hates that about me more than you? 🫠 lol RIP my tummy
Yeah dude, guess who hates that about me more than you? 🫠 lol RIP my tummy
February 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“I feel like you’re always sick”
Yeah dude, guess who hates that about me more than you? 🫠 lol RIP my tummy
Yeah dude, guess who hates that about me more than you? 🫠 lol RIP my tummy